Would you rather...

[Krekal]

Would you rather speak your mind at all time (See Liar Liar)

or

Hold your tongue when it is important to speak?


And thanks for the compliment ^^

I'd probably be in jail or killed if I spoke my thoughts. But on the other hand, if I don't talk when it's important I might end up killed... Hmm.... Over all I think that holding my tongue would be better for me, not the most innocent thoughts.

Would you rather: Stop aging but can die from daily things like carcrash, murder, suffocation (Assume you wont get any deadly problems/disease like stroke, cancer etc*.)

Or

Live exactly 800 years but you are unkillable under that time. (You physically age slower, so 400 years is 40 years to people who die at 80)

[Lochton]

I'd probably be in jail or killed if I spoke my thoughts. But on the other hand, if I don't talk when it's important I might end up killed... Hmm.... Over all I think that holding my tongue would be better for me, not the most innocent thoughts.

Would you rather: Stop aging but can die from daily things like carcrash, murder, suffocation (Assume you wont get any deadly problems/disease like stroke, cancer etc*.)

Or

Live exactly 800 years but you are unkillable under that time. (You physically age slower, so 400 years is 40 years to people who die at 80)

Well, we all have to pass one day. Though, I like the idea of being able to help more people. So, 800 years on my account please.

Would you rather eat your weekly food in one day, starve till next time

or

Eat small cup foods everyday of the week, but only one cup pr. meal?

[Deleted]

Well, we all have to pass one day. Though, I like the idea of being able to help more people. So, 800 years on my account please.

Would you rather eat your weekly food in one day, starve till next time

or

Eat small cup foods everyday of the week, but only one cup pr. meal?

Assuming that the cups have the same nutritional value as a normal meal would, I'd go with the cups. otherwise it's not healthy.

Would you rather...

You have to read the Bible from start to finish in Latin;

OR

You have to read all parts of the 50 shades of Grey trilogy + whatever else comes out related to Christian Grey in bookform from start to finish in Latin.

[Blueobelisk]

Would you rather have a forever itch on the tip of your nose, or a forever feeling to sneeze?

Whenever I feel like I have to sneeze but don't, I like breathe heavily trying to force the sneeze. That'd get awkward quickly. Itch on nose.

Would you rather: be unable to express your feelings in any way, or unable to feel those feelings?

Feelings are overrated. I'll take both of those options.

Would you rather speak your mind at all time or Hold your tongue when it is important to speak?

Hold my tongue. I'd rather be someone who doesn't butt in than someone who overspeaks.

Would you rather: Stop aging but can die from daily things like carcrash, murder, suffocation (Assume you wont get any deadly problems/disease like stroke, cancer etc*.) Or Live exactly 800 years but you are unkillable under that time. (You physically age slower, so 400 years is 40 years to people who die at 80)

Stop aging lol. I'd never die. I'd set myself up in a safe room and since I won't get diseases I'd be okay. Aging sucks btw. Who wants to live in an 80 year old body for 100 years? Just cause you can't die doesn't mean living weakly is fun.

Would you rather eat your weekly food in one day, starve till next time or Eat small cup foods everyday of the week, but only one cup pr. meal?

One cup per meal sounds balanced and even a good way to lose weight. One weekly meal, even if it's big, sucks during starvation periods for six whole days. If I was sustained and wouldn't feel hungry then yeah why not, that seems more convenient. But feeling starved sucks.

Would you rather...You have to read the Bible from start to finish in Latin; OR You have to read all parts of the 50 shades of Grey trilogy + whatever else comes out related to Christian Grey in bookform from start to finish in Latin.

Fun story. My grandparents (and me too but I don't really give a fuck) are Muslim. They're a bit devout and my grandma reads arabic from religious books daily. I mean, it's kinda dumb but it's part of her religion. Anyway, each page has 3 translations. On the left is straight up English. On the right is straight up arabic letters. In the middle is like the english pronounciation of the arabic (if you read it then it sounds like it would if you spoke it in arabic). And you have to like continue reading up to a certain part. You can't stop wherever you want. There are little notes on the pages telling you where. (I'll take a pic if someone asks if I'm not being clear enough.)

So no, I'm traumatized and won't read another religious book. I'll read the porn.

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Would you rather use an umbrella to shield yourself from the sun any time you go outside, or would you rather wear latex gloves and one of those masks any time you go out in a public place (not at work, not at home, not inside a family member's house, but anywhere else yes)?





(Those people intrigue me. I hate getting tan so I wear long sleeve even in the summer (but umbrellas when its not raining seems weird), and I'm a germophobe so I'd definitely wear gloves in public if I could. Mask is over the top though. Maybe on the train...)

[tnjri]

Would you rather be mentally healthy but physically unhealthy, or mentally unhealthy and physically healthy?

mentally healthy but physically unhealthy.

Would you rather
travel back in time 10 years to fix your mistakes & do whatever you want
or
10 years in the future & accept all changes at once?

[Adamas102]

mentally healthy but physically unhealthy.

Would you rather
travel back in time 10 years to fix your mistakes & do whatever you want
or
10 years in the future & accept all changes at once?

Travel back 10 years to fix mistakes (and get rich off of sports betting and investments)


Would you rather have the ability to breathe underwater or to withstand extreme temperatures?

[Lochton]

Travel back 10 years to fix mistakes (and get rich off of sports betting and investments)


Would you rather have the ability to breathe underwater or to withstand extreme temperatures?

Breahte underwater, can't stand heat.

Would you rather burn your feet every summer on the road and side walk, or get sunburnt every summer?

[3DTyrant]

Breahte underwater, can't stand heat.

Would you rather burn your feet every summer on the road and side walk, or get sunburnt every summer?

My feet are already in pain as it is, so my feet.

Would you rather be dragged down to the deepest, darkest part of the sea and not be able to die, or float around in space with no means of contact with others, and once more, not be able to die

[Forgettable]

My feet are already in pain as it is, so my feet.

Would you rather be dragged down to the deepest, darkest part of the sea and not be able to die, or float around in space with no means of contact with others, and once more, not be able to die

The sea. At least there's something to explore in the sea! In space I wouldn't be able to go anywhere (or it would take an inconceivable amount of time).

Would you rather be suddenly cursed with terrible acne all over your body for 10 years and then live the rest of your life normally, or live normally for the next 10 years and then drop dead?

[Cerilis]

If I bite off my arm, can I get it replaced with cybernetics and electronics and stuff?

[Deleted]

The sea. At least there's something to explore in the sea! In space I wouldn't be able to go anywhere (or it would take an inconceivable amount of time).

Would you rather be suddenly cursed with terrible acne all over your body for 10 years and then live the rest of your life normally, or live normally for the next 10 years and then drop dead?

Assuming the acne goes away after 10 years and doesn't have any lasting effects, I'd for for the terrible acne.

Would you rather...

Get paid 10 million dollars to live somewhere you want to live, or get paid 20 million dollars to live somewhere you'd rather NOT live?

[icedwarrior]

Get paid $10 million to live somewhere I want to live. $10 million is still a large sum of money, and would enable me to purchase a crazy house with millions left over. I'm "content" with that.

Would you rather be stranded on an island all alone, or stranded on an island with one person of the opposite gender who gets on your nerves (and is not helpful in escaping the island in any way)?

[Deleted]

Get paid $10 million to live somewhere I want to live. $10 million is still a large sum of money, and would enable me to purchase a crazy house with millions left over. I'm "content" with that.

Would you rather be stranded on an island all alone, or stranded on an island with one person of the opposite gender who gets on your nerves (and is not helpful in escaping the island in any way)?

So basically, be stuck masturbating myself to death, or maybe have someone I can turn into a total slave? I think I might go for the latter option.

Which of the following online literotica series plots would you rather happened to you?

You get the power to change people and objects based on mental switches, but you need to use this power to stop an alien race of warmongering swines from destroying Earth, and the only way you can do that is by having intimate contact with your twin sister, who magically amplifies your power if you have sex with her.

OR

You become the master of a house djinn who has control over all matters of hearth and love and builds you a harem with dozens of concubines and 4 wives (her, your sister, a succubus and your long-time girlfriend), but you're betrayed by your girlfriend and get caught up in a war between the race of djinni, a cult worshipping Hecate and the people trying to conquer the Djinni.

[4KhazModan]

You become the master of a house djinn who has control over all matters of hearth and love and builds you a harem with dozens of concubines and 4 wives (her, your sister, a succubus and your long-time girlfriend), but you're betrayed by your girlfriend and get caught up in a war between the race of djinni, a cult worshipping Hecate and the people trying to conquer the Djinni.

Sounds like a badass adventure, count me in!

Would you rather

-Have the ability to fly, but you must unlock the ability first. The only way to do this however, is by learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. It's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground. Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard. One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won't. You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else when you're halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it's going to hurt if you fail to miss it.

or

-Be untouchable by any object. Any collision with your body simply misses it by nanometers. So you can run out in traffic all you want, or get into any fight and come out unscathed. However, this also means you are forced to be devoid of the sensation of touch as nothing can actually come in contact with your skin.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

-Be untouchable by any object. Any collision with your body simply misses it by nanometers. So you can run out in traffic all you want, or get into any fight and come out unscathed. However, this also means you are forced to be devoid of the sensation of touch as nothing can actually come in contact with your skin.

How am I supposed to play my video games then if I can't touch the controller?

[Fawkess]

You become the master of a house djinn who has control over all matters of hearth and love and builds you a harem with dozens of concubines and 4 wives (her, your sister, a succubus and your long-time girlfriend), but you're betrayed by your girlfriend and get caught up in a war between the race of djinni, a cult worshipping Hecate and the people trying to conquer the Djinni.

Sex, Adventure, Romance That sounds like the kind of thing i would want to be in

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-Have the ability to fly, but you must unlock the ability first. The only way to do this however, is by learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. It's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground. Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard. One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won't. You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else when you're halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it's going to hurt if you fail to miss it.

This, i dont even have to learn flying if i dont want to and not being able to play video games is a bad thing fo me

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How am I supposed to play my video games then if I can't touch the controller?

Have someone else play it for you

[icedwarrior]

This, i dont even have to learn flying if i dont want to

This is exactly what I was going to say. Of the two choices, I would prefer the flying bit because I could simply choose not to participate in the "unlocking".

Would you rather have a life devoid of any conflict, or have a life as you do now?

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Would you rather have a life devoid of any conflict, or have a life as you do now?

Without conflict, there can be no peace. It is because of conflict that we notice the peace and enjoy it. Conflict tests character; we learn from our defeats and grow stronger than before.

Perhaps my life is not ideal, but it's better than one without any appreciation of peace or values.

Would you rather be hated for what you are, or loved for what you are not?

[3DTyrant]

Without conflict, there can be no peace. It is because of conflict that we notice the peace and enjoy it. Conflict tests character; we learn from our defeats and grow stronger than before.

Perhaps my life is not ideal, but it's better than one without any appreciation of peace or values.

Would you rather be hated for what you are, or loved for what you are not?

Hated for what I am, I'd rather be me and hated, over being loved based on a lie.

Would you rather have no arms and legs, or be completely and utterly insane?

[ghostkitteh]

Completely and utterly insane, I guess. Then I could be some famous artist or whatevs for a while.

Would you rather be the first to explore some distant planet and open it up for further human colonization, but be unable to return, stuck there until you died and forever honored by humanity at large or be one of the first people to settle the planet, able to build a name for yourself and shape the way the planet grows, but lost to the sands of time with the other founders?