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    A pigeon has been arrested in India on suspicion of spying for Pakistan (GGT)

    http://www.irishexaminer.com/examvir...an-333623.html

    The pigeon, which landed near Manwal village, nearly two miles from the Pakistani border, immediately raised the suspicions of a 14-year-old boy who noticed an Urdu message stamped on its body reading ‘Tehsil Shakargarh, district Narowal’.

    The boy then ran to the nearest police station to hand the bird in.

    Police X-rayed and held the bird under arrest, listing it as a ‘suspected spy’, according to The Times of India.

    Senior police superintendent Rakesh Kaushal told the newspaper: “Nothing adverse has been found, but we have kept the bird in our custody.

    “This is a rare instance of a bird from Pakistan being spotted here. We have caught a few spies here. The area is sensitive, given its proximity to Jammu, where infiltration is quite common.”

    The bird was found near Jammu and Kashmir, areas claimed by both India and Pakistan.

    This isn’t the first time a pigeon has been arrested in India for spying on Pakistan’s behalf. In 2010 a pigeon was held in a local police station for the same reason.

    Unsurprisingly, a few people on Twitter found the news really funny.

    But pigeons have been used as spies before – during the Second World War, carrier pigeons were used by both sides to transmit information.

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    What a shitty spy.

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    .......................................................................................... .......................................................................................... ............ Wtf?!?!

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    Does not beat US WW2 Bat Bomb !
    But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
    Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.

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    stool pigeon.....first.

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    He did it for the bread.

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    No, pigeons weren't used as spies, they were used by spies to carry information.

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    Don't you have to be a human being first and foremost to be legally arrested?
    No, why?
    If they have laws to arrest non-humans then that is their prerogative.

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    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

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    Now that's just as retarded as animal trials. How do you put on trial something that has no notion of right and wrong?
    Depends on how you set up your laws...
    A notion of right and wrong is not technically neccessary to be subjected to a trial, and they might disagree about animals not having such anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Sheep View Post
    Don't you have to be a human being first and foremost to be legally arrested?
    Hah that way those damn shapeshifiting witches could evade the law no we put everything to trial.

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    He's just a st...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dmz390 View Post
    stool pigeon.....first.
    ...fuck.
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    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
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    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Didn't something similar happen in Egypt with a stork?

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    It was an attempted coup. (© Bill Hicks, 1993)
    "I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." ~Kurt Vonnegut.

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    Yes, all spies are stamped as so. This stupidity is why education is essential. Will they gang rape, torture and threaten it with curry powder?

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    The police were just trying to get a birds eye view of the whole situation.

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    India and Pakistan have a strange relationship; on the one hand they have comedy moments like this and their Ministry of Funny Walks-esque border guards, and on the other they want to nuke each other.

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    So a suspected messenger pigeon?

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    We're talking about people who fuck goats come on now lmao! This is rather hilarious...

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