Iphone will track how often you have sex

[the game]

So IOS 9 will track how often you have sex, whether or not you used protection, and track menstrual cycle.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/09/tech...ing/index.html

[zorkuus]

I'm not having any sex. The joke's on them.

[lockedout]

So IOS 9 will track how often you have sex, whether or not you used protection, and track menstrual cycle.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/09/tech...ing/index.html

Now if it could tell if you're pregnant that might be worthwhile.

[Tradewind]

Does waifu count?

[NoRest4Wicked]

Already apps that do this. My gf uses one called PinkPad for years.

[Deleted]

Title is misleading, it's just an app that stores whatever data you give it.

I don't like the fact that it's preinstalled, since I'm not a fan of apps bundled in with OS's. I already use an app to track a wide variety of things, including female health things and weight which I then show to my doctor. Any woman is going to know that if you go to your doctor with any reproductive problems the first thing they're going to say is "Do you have a calender showing your menstruation?"

Having apps to do this sort of data is very useful... but people should, as always, be able to choose what they want on their devices.

[Korgoth]

So its not really tracking you having sex, its you just adding that information to your health app.

Because otherwise you'd actually have to hold the device or be on camera to get some kind of sensor reading for the iPhone to know you are getting freaky.

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Does waifu count?

Seeing how its little more than a "Dear Diary" post, sure!

[Tradewind]

Pair with a FitBit on the root of your doodle to track performance.

[Nathanyel]

I always wonder why Apple is advertising with built-in apps (which would easily run on lower versions as well) instead of actual features.

[lockedout]

Pair with a FitBit on the root of your doodle to track performance.

Maybe the apple watch will have an actual use.

[Puupi]

Maybe the apple watch will have an actual use.

Do I need to wear it on my right hand for fap statistics?

[lockedout]

Do I need to wear it on my right hand for fap statistics?

No actually

on the root of your doodle.

[Luxxor]

Does it also track gay sex?

If not, Apple is discriminating.

[Puupi]

Does it also track gay sex?

If not, Apple is discriminating.

Also, how does it distinguish between giving a head and eating a banana?