People still bitching about Jurassic World

[zorkuus]

No those feathered T Rexes still look ridiculous

I bet you'd still shit your pants if a 40 feet chicken ran at you.

[Independent voter]

Looks like a chicken going through a molt and not doing it very well.

[Deleted]

I bet you'd still shit your pants if a 40 feet chicken ran at you.

An ostrich is dangerous but still ridiculous looking

[prwraith]

I bet you'd still shit your pants if a 40 feet chicken ran at you.

I'd shit my pants and if I lived I'd die laughing about it

[Deleted]

Better?

http://www.dinosaur-toys-collectors-...hrd-Rex-Jr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SgSJk.jpg

No, this is better

No those feathered T Rexes still look ridiculous

But seriously, if artists make a little effort, like this, feathered dinos look like chickenz from hell










Christ...

[THE Bigzoman]

What bothers me is I assume it's just another rehash of the original Jurassic Park. C/D? Do they kill the fucking kids? I will drop what I'm doing and go see it now if they did because that kind of decision takes balls.

You're fucking nuts if you think a movie without a R or A rating would have the galls to actually do that.

I mean, yeah, it doesn't make much sense when men and women are eaten and killed in the worst possible way but children crosses everyone's line.

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I mean, yeah, it doesn't make much sense when men and women are eaten and killed in the worst possible way but children crosses everyone's line.

I think empirical Data disagrees with you.

[THE Bigzoman]

I was unaware there was a rating requirement for killing children. That's unfortunate.

I'm sure there is. But even then, i've rarely seen movies that were rated R that actually killed children in a shitty way and actually showed it.

The only time I think i've seen a child die horribly at then hands of a monster was The Blob.

[May90]

People are bitching about everything today. We live in a generation of whiners. I don't recommend taking it too seriously, people just have nothing better to do with their time.

[Deleted]

From what I read its more of a Hollywood tradition.
The US is pretty damn tolerant regarding violence.

Here an article about how they had to cut the Mazerunner for British audience
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/f...g-problem.html

People are bitching about everything today. We live in a generation of whiners. I don't recommend taking it too seriously, people just have nothing better to do with their time.

The delivery of the lines in the Trailer are off putting wodden for me really -,-

Have not yet decided to watch it at all.

[Herecius]

I personally think most dinosaurs look rather badass with feathers. I dunno. I like feathery raptors. Am I allowed to be annoyed that the dinos weren't feathery if I'm of the opinion that they would've straight up looked cooler?

[THE Bigzoman]

I think empirical Data disagrees with you.

What empirical data? What does the data disprove, audiences sensitivities?

[Deleted]

What empirical data? What does the data disprove, audiences sensitivities?

That it's improbable to see a child die in hollywood movies xD

If you cant suspend your disbelieve based on that you will have a very haaaard time.

[prwraith]

You're fucking nuts if you think a movie without a R or A rating would have the galls to actually do that.

I mean, yeah, it doesn't make much sense when men and women are eaten and killed in the worst possible way but children crosses everyone's line.

It would be better overall imo if kids died on that island. I mean if the main dude in charge of the raptors gets outsmarted in the first one, you're telling me two kids pulled it off..come off it

[THE Bigzoman]

That it's improbable to see a child die in hollywood movies xD

Get eaten by monsters and brutally killed?

Show me the money.

[Deleted]

It would be better overall imo if kids died on that island. I mean if the main dude in charge of the raptors gets outsmarted in the first one, you're telling me two kids pulled it off..come off it

Samuel L Jackson died on that Island and the kid survived.

Get eaten by monsters and brutally killed?

Show me the money.

Exemptions only prove the rule.

[Reinaerd]

They explained it in the movie,

they used certain genomes / dna segments, because of how the park direction wanted the dinosaur to look.
Aka they decided the public wanted the "classic" dinosaur, and not the pissed of steroid chicken version.

[THE Bigzoman]

It would be better overall imo if kids died on that island. I mean if the main dude in charge of the raptors gets outsmarted in the first one, you're telling me two kids pulled it off..come off it

You know what's bothered me more about the movie? The premise behind why all hell breaks loose.

So you're telling me, after a number of failed attempts to get this shit open, that someone had the bright idea to give it another try?

Even more stupid is that someone had the bright idea to genetically engineer a new dinosaur with enough intelligence to make shit get real?

Whose bright idea was this? Someone give him a fucking cookie.

[Dispraise]

But seriously, if artists make a little effort, like this, feathered dinos look like chickenz from hell

Yeeeah, it doesn't matter how actioney and dramatic you try to render them, feathered dinos are just inescapably giant poultry.

"Bitch, I'm fabulous".

[THE Bigzoman]

Yeeeah, it doesn't matter how actioney and dramatic you try to render them, feathered dinos are just inescapably giant poultry.




"Bitch, I'm fabulous".

IDK man. A lot of majestic predators look nice, but their ferocity far exceed that.

A tiger looks fabulous. Wouldn't want to be around it, or anything that could kill and eat me for that matter.