If aliens had access to this forum, what would they think about humanity?

[breadisfunny]

aren't the signals from this being sent into space anyways?

[Rhine101]

Translated from unknown language:

Greetings and salutations high lord Gar'thral'ek. After studying the communications from the inhabitants of Earth I have discovered some interesting things on this place they refer to as "The champion of MMO". Judging by the title my team has assumed that this is a place of champions and MMO must be a sort of battleground or organization. We have just discovered it so we are still studying it closely.

I want to make note that I think our translators are malfunctioning. I say this because it seems like these humans in particular despise one another. The slightest deviation of opinion seems to result in the desire to kill the offender. Our other teams have stated that humans are very violent to one another but this seems more extreme that previous studies report.

Also, it seems like many of them seem to hate the males. Particularly white males. if you are what is called a "and officer of the police" you will be hated ten fold. However, it seems like all these officers of police take great pleasure in killing the darker skinned members of the society. Perhaps they are a new species that are asserting their dominance over the previous. Will get back to that later.

We are still studying this place of champions, but I am not hopeful. I can only imagine what the other discovery teams are finding in their research. My recommendation thus far is to exterminate this race since they are clearly too dangerous and primitive to join Galactic Alliance of Young Systems...now that I think of it, I recall just mentioning of the term G.A.Y.S to draw an immediate and emotional response from many of the inhabitants.

Recommend immediate preemptive strike.

[brimdog]

They'd nuke the whole planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Jester Joe]

And then the teary eyed aliens walk back to their spaceships, crushed by rejection, and fly back to their home planet without another word, never to consider contacting us again.

Endus confirmed for why we haven't met aliens.
Kidding of course

[Mosotti]

They would certainly agree with flying, I don't imagine any alien walking over here...

[Nadiru]

"How'd they develop a Type 2 global communications network before harnessing fusionable elements?"
"Fuck if I know, Bob."

[Doctor Amadeus]

If our history is any indication along with some of the warnings by Stephan Hawkings, they'd probably ignore us for anything other than resources they could consume.

If they did come down and we were aware of them, they might just take up some land, kill a shit load of humans occupying it, probably take some of us hostage for manual labor, maybe try to genetically modify us to be better able to serve them, and the rest they would kill for anything from sport, to research.

I don't believe we have ever been contacted by Aliens from outer space in anyways, or even really that there is for sure life out there, but if I am wrong, then my guess is they have visited us and continue to visit us in rare fashion, and have almost zero use for us, our technology, or any of our cultures.

[Deleted]

If Aliens had access to these forums and IF they used that access after they read the first page,
then their too stupid for my taste to give a damn.

[Shibito]

If the mmo offtopic represented humanity, we would be royally screwed

[Mummbles]

If Aliens had access to these forums and IF they used that access after they read the first page,
then their too stupid for my taste to give a damn.

Maybe it's the Irken Empire that's peeking around.

[Wildtree]

If the mmo offtopic represented humanity, we would be royally screwed

You apparently don't read WoW General forums often enough.. lol

If there's one sub forum worse than GenOT, then it's WoWGen
And if an alien would read that..... They would debate to either blow this stupid rock out of the universe, or kill themselves from being exposed to so much nonsense in one place.

[Jester Joe]

You apparently don't read WoW General forums often enough.. lol

If there's one sub forum worse than GenOT, then it's WoWGen
And if an alien would read that..... They would debate to either blow this stupid rock out of the universe, or kill themselves from being exposed to so much nonsense in one place.

GenOT isn't even that bad, people just like to overreact about the few nutcases.

But WoWGen...I try avoiding there now.

[Wildtree]

GenOT isn't even that bad, people just like to overreact about the few nutcases.

But WoWGen...I try avoiding there now.

me too.... at least I try to.. because over there I am at a higher risk for an infraction lol
can't help it but to be snarky when a certain level of idiocy is undercut.

[Cosmic Janitor]

If aliens (the outer-space ones) were reading these forums I trust that they are smart enough to come to the right conclusions without me telling them what to think. After all they managed to come here in the first place or at least receive and decode the signal of a more or less random data stream in a different language.

[Mormolyce]

I'm pretty sure that if the Protoss read internet forums, they'd glass the planet from orbit like Mar Sara.

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"How'd they develop a Type 2 global communications network before harnessing fusionable elements?"
"Fuck if I know, Bob."

I blame porn.

[DEATHETERNAL]

They would have all converted to Christianity thanks to me and think we are awesome for being the species chosen from among all others for the savior to be humbled to be a part of.

[anveena]

They would learn that liberals ruin everything.

[THE Bigzoman]

GenOT isn't even that bad, people just like to overreact about the few nutcases.

But WoWGen...I try avoiding there now.

It really isn't.

Considering the regular posters come from a variety of backgrounds and have a variety of opinions, we put up with one another fairly well. Sure, discussions may be heated at times, but that's just how it is. I'd still drink with anyone and give them genuine advice when they need it.

[Cosmic Janitor]

"How'd they develop a Type 2 global communications network before harnessing fusionable elements?"
"Fuck if I know, Bob."

These kind of aliens would be kinda scary, because they clearly had some smart representatives of their species develop space travel to reach us, but then send morons who think a global network is harder than fusion power plants on a large scale.

[vilememory]

Glass the planet.