I'm a girl in the friendzone. Help me out boys!

[Jester Joe]

(He means buttstuff)

No. Go home, you're drunk. And triggering me.

[obdigore]

No. Go home, you're drunk. And triggering me.

I am home!

I am drunk!

Buttstuff triggers you?

[prwraith]

Girls can get in the friend zone? I mean if you're a 7 or above all you have to do is show up and he'll be willing unless we're talking like a 12/10 on the dude scale and he's an adonis who can drop panties at 50 feet.

Barring that, it's trivially easy.

[Jester Joe]

I am home!

I am drunk!

Buttstuff triggers you?

Yep, triggered beyond the realm of triggering.

[Dellis0991]

Maybe!



Oh. So sexual acts, but not the actual deed.

Welp, just uh...do it then. Yep. That's my words of wisdom.

I can feel Jester blushing thru my computer lol

[THE Bigzoman]

Girls can get in the friend zone? I mean if you're a 7 or above all you have to do is show up and he'll be willing unless we're talking like a 12/10 on the dude scale and he's an adonis who can drop panties at 50 feet.

Barring that, it's trivially easy.

Could be she's just expecting him to know with fucked up signals and he's too socially awkward to realize this.

[MrPaladinGuy]

Get the fuck off the forums and think for yourself.

Being blunt with him might be a good start though, just sayin.

[prwraith]

Could be she's just expecting him to know with fucked up signals and he's too socially awkward to realize this.

There's always Rohypnol....

[Jester Joe]

I can feel Jester blushing thru my computer lol

Blushing with my-

never mind.

[Crissi]

make feelings known, and how you're irritated at lack of finality. If he cant or wont finalize the status, time to move on.

Been in a few "friend zones" with guys and thats about all you can do if they wont show interest back.

[THE Bigzoman]

Sure, if she wants to abandoned all self respect and dignity *shakes head* no this is the wrong place!

But my work here is done, I have given the fair working may god have mercy on your soul.

From what? Fucking a Fedora?

[Volibear]

Could be she's just expecting him to know with fucked up signals and he's too socially awkward to realize this.

Well that's exactly the issue I'm seeing here. People who are socially (or even just regularly) awkward don't tend to pick up on signals that most other people would.

[obdigore]

wrap your lips (doesn't matter which pair) around his snausage until he releases his pent up angst.

Why is this difficult. Humans like sex (most of the time with other humans). Be TOO obvious and get your hot beef injection.

[Deleted]

maybe he's secretly gay

[Jester Joe]

wrap your lips (doesn't matter which pair) around his snausage until he releases his pent up angst.

Why is this difficult. Humans like sex (most of the time with other humans). Be TOO obvious and get your hot beef injection.

Because it's hard.

I'll be here all week for your bad jokes.

[Doctor Amadeus]

SO if you do accidentally get pregnant is this a guy that's going to want to raise a kid with you?


If you do have kids, can you deal with maybe putting up with him for 20+ years or him you?


Will he be ok with abortion if it happens, would he want your child circumcised, if it's a boy?

[obdigore]

maybe he's secretly gay

And he wanted her ex husband for himself.

Yes, YES. It all comes together now.

And it all comes back to Jester's favorite thing. Buttstuff.

He wants to get his tongue on a browneye!

[prwraith]

Well that's exactly the issue I'm seeing here. People who are socially (or even just regularly) awkward don't tend to pick up on signals that most other people would.

I've often wondered if I could play dumb long enough to frustrate a girl into pulling the naked girl routine

[obdigore]

Because it's hard.

I didn't ask for a status report, Joe.

[Dellis0991]

Fuck it, your gonna have to go dominance and jump his bone and tell him this is what you want, him in a relationship with you. I f he freaks out maybe he don't want you that way, maybe your really just a friend.