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    Kentucky Man, the younger sibling of the fabled Florida Man!

    http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headli...308533051.html

    The Pike County sheriff obtained arrest warrants Friday after a video was posted online showing a man running naked through Walmart, pouring milk on himself and yelling he was on fire.
    I go to Wal-Mart all the time, and I never get to see off-the-wall batshit crazy stuff like this. I'm disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osoroshii View Post
    http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headli...308533051.html



    I go to Wal-Mart all the time, and I never get to see off-the-wall batshit crazy stuff like this. I'm disappointed.
    You need to go to the right Walmarts. I bet he was on bathsalts of Flakka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    You need to go to the right Walmarts. I bet he was on bathsalts of Flakka.
    More like a jack ass fan... They arrested both the guy who filmed and the guy running around. He also wore a mask to hide his identity... I'm guessing you didn't click the link...
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    Who was following him though and filming.

    Florida man has squirrely, maybe kentucky man has Garry the Gopher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    More like a jack ass fan... They arrested both the guy who filmed and the guy running around. He also wore a mask to hide his identity... I'm guessing you didn't click the link...
    I was going to say the dude filming it looked like an accomplice, thanks for clearing that up. I watched it with no volume.

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    The sheriff was grinning as he talked but he says he's going to put them in jail when he catches them. They've issued warrants for them.
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    I take my hat off to someone willing to make the doldrum of day to day life just that bit more interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    The sheriff was grinning as he talked but he says he's going to put them in jail when he catches them. They've issued warrants for them.
    Besides making him pay for the milk and a fine... I don't see why they would want to throw him in jail.

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    As far as I know there is only one Walmart in Pike County, and I guess I went there a couple days to early sadly.
    But hey at least he kept his socks on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Themius View Post
    Besides making him pay for the milk and a fine... I don't see why they would want to throw him in jail.
    He was naked so indecent exposure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calfredd View Post
    He was naked so indecent exposure?
    Yeah... I really don't see why we'd want to throw people in for what amounts to a harmless "prank" (streaking).

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    "The sheriff believes it was planned." No shit sherlock!

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    Haha victim less crime, fine them make them pay for the milk, banned them from the store, Hope I get to see the footage on YouTube!
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    Shouldn't that be older sibling? Kentucky became a state over 50 years before Florida did.

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