All right, I kill you first, then I fight big boss. "Free for All" PvP would of course be essential and mandatory.
"Me hungry" "You always hungry. That why we so fat!"
I know blizzard treats the player base like they are as smart as Ogres.
During the course of my suddenly stimulated interest in accumulating Waygate Stones, I've found it amusing to fight creatures who turn around and start fighting each other. It's sort of like the world is one big bar fight, to an ogre. No such thing as "sides."