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    Parents of man who accidently killed himself on 4th of july...

    Want stricter regulations for the sale of fireworks. Because their son killed himself by lighting a firework off the top of his head.


    Also the story is lying on the 5th a story said he did it and no such thing as dud or spark was around. The guy killed himself by trying to be a show off.

    https://www.yahoo.com/health/youre-j...471738412.html

    I think that their sons Darwin award moment is just that and they have no right to want stricter laws or regulations for fireworks. If you kid was dumb enough to get them self killed doing something like that would you want stricter laws because he was stupid?
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    there's already rules in some states, like mine, about fire works like that.

    it's just that they're not enforced on the 4th and new years, cause really... how the fuck could they ever really enforce it without deploying the police like a military force? that'd cause a much bigger shit storm than a fucking drunk blowing his brains out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    there's already rules in some states, like mine, about fire works like that.

    it's just that they're not enforced on the 4th and new years, cause really... how the fuck could they ever really enforce it without deploying the police like a military force? that'd cause a much bigger shit storm than a fucking drunk blowing his brains out.

    ya i know about that some states even have fire works out right outlawed i know on the 4th cops went around trying to find people with them but they can't do shit since people watch for them. But his parents are trying to say the death was because of the sale of fireworks and that people should take a class about fireworks. That seems unreasonable because if you're dumb enough to put something that explodes on your head and light it no class will fix that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor With a Saber View Post
    Want stricter regulations for the sale of fireworks.
    Like what a sign that says don't light these on top of your head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor With a Saber View Post
    ya i know about that some states even have fire works out right outlawed i know on the 4th cops went around trying to find people with them but they can't do shit since people watch for them. But his parents are trying to say the death was because of the sale of fireworks and that people should take a class about fireworks. That seems unreasonable because if you're dumb enough to put something that explodes on your head and light it no class will fix that.
    They are illegal here in NJ but everyone goes to PA buys them and lights them off here. IF the cops come they just tell you to stop or light them somewhere else. They don't care.

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    Another idiot dies, good for the earth and the genepool I say.
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    This guy is 22 what kind of strict control do they want?

    Do they want fireworks to have a label that says "Warning do NOT place on head before use."?
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    I could see some sort of law being passed that prevents people with a cognitive disability from fireworks sales, considering what happened in Maine on the 4th...too bad that guy wasn't legally retarded, though...just another Darwin Award winner.

    I bet he and the guy who got eaten by a crocodile are best buddies up in Heaven right now.

    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    Like what a sign that says don't light these on top of your head?
    Lmao.

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    He shot a firework off his head. If you are that stupid you most likely can't contribute much to society, sorry for their loss but they are pretty stupid if they can't realize the only reason their son is dead is because he was a fucking moron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    I could see some sort of law being passed that prevents people with a cognitive disability being prohibited from fireworks sales, considering what happened in Maine on the 4th...too bad that guy wasn't legally retarded, though...just another Darwin Award winner.

    I bet he and the guy who got eaten by a crocodile are best buddies up in Heaven right now.


    Lmao.

    I dont think they could actually find their way to a heaven probably got lost in a concept of phasing through the coffin first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tj119 View Post
    He shot a firework off his head.
    End of the Story really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor With a Saber View Post
    I dont think they could actually find their way to a heaven probably got lost in a concept of phasing through the coffin first.
    Dumb and Dumber 3 confirmed?

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    I just don't think anything should be regulated based on how a drunk person would handle it.
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    Whoever puts on the Darwin Awards should mail this guy's parents the award.

    Yes, I know it's cold-hearted, but it's time people start taking responsibility for themselves instead of expecting Big Brother to look out for you. Some public shaming of societies idiots and the idiots who raised someone so stupid would go a long way to making the world a better place.
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    I know in the county I live in, the use and sale of fireworks is illegal, so the next county over sells them.

    Harsher laws wouldn't do shit, it was like the first casualty as a result of fireworks since the ban was lifted, kid was just stupid.

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    that is very stupid but stupid shouldnt result in ban on that lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor With a Saber View Post
    Want stricter regulations for the sale of fireworks. Because their son killed himself by lighting a firework off the top of his head.


    Also the story is lying on the 5th a story said he did it and no such thing as dud or spark was around. The guy killed himself by trying to be a show off.

    https://www.yahoo.com/health/youre-j...471738412.html

    I think that their sons Darwin award moment is just that and they have no right to want stricter laws or regulations for fireworks. If you kid was dumb enough to get them self killed doing something like that would you want stricter laws because he was stupid?
    Hahahahahaha what an idiot.

    God damn I hate normies. He got what was coming to him. Someone piss on his grave for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarlordsofDraenor View Post
    Hahahahahaha what an idiot.

    God damn I hate normies. He got what was coming to him. Someone piss on his grave for me.
    what is wrong with you???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vea Lea View Post
    what is wrong with you???
    Basing on the assumption that he's impassive to dishonoring the dead...even if the one who died was a complete idiot of the highest degree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarlordsofDraenor View Post
    Hahahahahaha what an idiot.

    God damn I hate normies. He got what was coming to him. Someone piss on his grave for me.
    Normal people aren't dumb enough to light a bomb off their head. You are more normal than him... even if a bit of an asshole.
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