Cataclysm Classic: Leveling in a Shattered Landscape
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God dammit.
I wonder if the gator did the bloody death roll on his D.
Crikey.
http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-ar...-an-alligator/
People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.
Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.
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2015-07-16, 01:45 AM #1The Unstoppable Force
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God dammit Flordia Man
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2015-07-16, 01:49 AM #2Titan
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Ha ha, the first comment. An areptile dysfunction.
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2015-07-16, 01:51 AM #3The Unstoppable Force
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Wow gg Florida man.
Originally Posted by WoWKnight65
Holy shit lol
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2015-07-16, 01:52 AM #4The Lightbringer
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This man , this FLORIDA MAN never ceases to amaze. When I think he can't top his last feat he does it again.
God bless Florida man. Originally Posted by Mall Security
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2015-07-16, 01:53 AM #5Titan
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Florida man breeding some sort of gator-human hybrid to use as his henchmen.
READ and be less Ignorant.
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2015-07-16, 01:53 AM #6The Undying
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A story about a Collier County man who was arrested for having sex an alligator is going viral on Internet websites.
Too bad it’s a hoax.
The story, posted on a website called Thug Virals, says a 59-year-old Everglades City man named Rupert Darwin was caught molesting the gator by a hiker. He supposedly had tied and blindfolded the reptile and had been abusing it for the past month.
The story said Darwin was getting revenge on the gator for attacking him.
People accustomed to strange stories coming from Florida picked up the story and started sharing the link on Facebook, Reddit and other sites.
This led the Collier County Sheriff’s Office to issue a statement on its Facebook page debunking the story:
“Hey everyone - this story seems to be gaining traction on social media, but don’t believe it. It’s as fake as crocodile tears.”
The sheriff’s office website also shows no record of anyone named Rupert Darwin being arrested for any crimes..
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2015-07-16, 01:53 AM #7Titan
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Wont be saying that when a group of Gatorhumans storm into your house and sodomize you in the middle of the night. Originally Posted by Rhine101
READ and be less Ignorant.
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2015-07-16, 01:54 AM #8Titan
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It's 2015, there's literally nothing wrong with having sex with alligators, you bigots.
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2015-07-16, 01:55 AM #9Titan
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Yeh, right, just Flordia Man covering his tracks so he can keep breeding his gatorhuman stormtroopers. Originally Posted by Hubcap
READ and be less Ignorant.
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2015-07-16, 01:56 AM #10The Lightbringer
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Sooo would a human dick actually fit into a gators ass/vag? Wonder if he ever tried to get a bj from it... Don't care if the story is fake these are things i'm actually curious about now.
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2015-07-16, 01:57 AM #11Stood in the Fire
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Not surprised anymore.....
The depravity of mankind has only numbed me to these type of incidents.
I can only laugh now.
Tis a hollow laugh...
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2015-07-16, 01:57 AM #12Merely a Setback
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And that children, is where Gorn come from! Originally Posted by IIamaKing
Human progress isn't measured by industry. It's measured by the value you place on a life.
Just, be kind.
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2015-07-16, 01:58 AM #13The Insane
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WHAT THE FUCK.
Seriously. I live in Louisiana and never heard of anyone fucking an alligator. I did not even fucking know it is possible. I understand the possibility of fucking a mammal(all pretty similar), but who the fuck thinks "You see that alligator? Ima gonna fuck it.". You would think their sexual organs would be completely different, I know they call the reptile penis something completely different, I did not even think this was possible.Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. ~ Caboose
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2015-07-16, 01:59 AM #14Honorary PvM "Mod"
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It's a hoax. Closing.
