Corrupt-A-Wish (WoW Edition)

[flan1337]

Okay with Warlords wrapped up, the whole truck load of "Leaks" coming out and speculation of new expansions. I thought it would be fun to start a Corrupt-A-Wish forum that is only based on WoW ideas/wanted features.
This is a WoW Forum after all.

I will quote the highly popular one currently running here:

This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

However it now WoWified so it would go along the lines like this:
Poster 1:"I wish for Sea Exploration in the new expansion"
Poster 2:"Granted, you don't actually get to Explore; Instead your 'Followers' go on epic adventures while you sit behind hundreds of menu-screens."

I shall start,

I wish for more than one patch next expansion!

[Val the Moofia Boss]

I wish for more than one patch next expansion!

Granted, but the patch really only adds a stick for your selfie camera and instagram integration.

I wish that we get timewalker Ulduar!

[Arthas242]

Granted, but the patch really only adds a stick for your selfie camera and instagram integration.

I wish that we get timewalker Ulduar!

Granted, But there is a major bug where bosses only die from Martins Fury.

I wish there was Female Ogres.

[Miff]

Granted, But there is a major bug where bosses only die from Martins Fury.

I wish there was Female Ogres.

Granted, but they are male Ogres in drag...

I wish for the old talent tree design to return

[flan1337]

Granted, but they are male Ogres in drag...

I wish for the old talent tree design to return

Granted, but after so many level increases your talent tree starts to look like a long cypress talent tree which causes you to scroll endlessly down.

I wish for more /emotions

[Lamortykins]

Granted, but after so many level increases your talent tree starts to look like a long cypress talent tree which causes you to scroll endlessly down.

I wish for more /emotions

Granted, but using too many /emotions causes your character to dye his/her hair black, wear heavy makeup, hang out with the "wrong crowd", and insist you "don't understand".

I wish for Demon Hunters as a class!

[robomatticus]

Granted, but using too many /emotions causes your character to dye his/her hair black, wear heavy makeup, hang out with the "wrong crowd", and insist you "don't understand".

I wish for Demon Hunters as a class!

Granted, but whenever you die Illidan audibly whispers you saying, "I told you that you weren't prepared."

I wish for flying to not be gated next expansion.

[Deleted]

It will be full underwater expansion and underwater mounts are gated.

I wish there were no Draeneis.

[Temp name]

Granted, but whenever you die Illidan audibly whispers you saying, "I told you that you weren't prepared."

That'd be hilarious though..

It will be full underwater expansion and underwater mounts are gated.

I wish there were no Draeneis.

Granted, but instead of space goats, there's now space cats for the alliance.

[Deleted]

That'd be hilarious though..

Granted, but instead of space goats, there's now space cats for the alliance.

space cats would actually be quite cool for those that played Wing Commander back in the day, with the Kilrathi.

[Velaryia]

I wish they would bring Scenarios back.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but you must be lv 38 to do them. Dead. On. 38.

I wish for a DK only legendary.

[4KhazModan]

Granted, Blizzard creates a new DK only legendary....but it's a neck piece


I wish I could go back in time to Wrath when my server was still active and we didn't have any of these damn Nordrassil invaders.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you go back in time, but just you, so you're alone on ALL of the servers.

I wish for more gold for my character.