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    Wink Let me tell you a story... [what will really happens... Not really]

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    What you'll read below is just a silly story I came up while sleep deprived :P
    For the first time the introduction of the new expasion will be a series of Scenario from the perspective of the main Villain, Gul'dan
    You'll learn that he is not that bad guy after all

    Scenario 1 - That's not Sanctuary for you Demon!

    Gul'dan is wandering the Twisting Nether plotting is next move while suddendly he finds himself in a place called Sanctuary
    'well this could be a nice a comfy place to rest and plotting some plans'
    Then he run into someone and before having the chance to greet the fellow
    he get shouted at 'Begone you Demon!' and get punched, kicked, slapped and knocked down a lot by a zealous Nephalem

    Gul'dan manage to escape following a 'loot pinata' (a goblin with a sack full of gold, gems and very useful items) into a portal...

    Scenario 2 - Not Yet Released but Soon™

    Gul'dan seems to be lost again, he finds himself in the middle of a battle
    He start to recognize someone
    'wtf but that's Illidan??? fighting side by side with his brother? And... no way, another setback... Kael'thas would never give up...
    And what's that? An airplane??? Where the hell am I???'

    The fight briefly stops while everyone stare at Gul'dan asking themselves how he got there when suddendly a superior power manifest,
    a Blizzard GM appears in fornt of everyone and point at Gul'dan
    'How did you slip in here? Through the Dataming Portal I bet...
    Your time has not yet come, your release date is TBA, get away from the Nexus!'
    He swing his Banhammer and Gul'dan get thrown out of the map
    (again? sorry will fix this bug sooner or later...)

    Scenario 3 - For a bunch of dollars (no that's another movie)

    While flying away from the Nexus, Gul'dan see the Starship USS Enterprise scanning a nearby time-space anomaly,
    before he could ask for help the poor guy end up inside the anomaly and faint
    (you start feeling pity for the poor guy right?)

    When he finally wake up, Gul'dan find himself in a small arid town, full of humans, horses
    (and their poop, and you get a quest to collect that as an added bonus!)
    While wandering the town of Hill Valley Gul'dan meet a Blacksmith named Emmett 'Doc' Brown who keeps babbling about the future
    Thinking he was just a mad man, Gul'dan leaves and start searching for the town doctor
    He finds the Doctor who was running with some strange creature following him
    The Doctor runs past Gul'dan and enter the strange Blue Box next to him that he swear was not there a minute ago!
    Strange noise come out of the machine as it starts to dissapper and before Gul'dan realize he get suck up into the Time Vortex and dragged away

    Scenario 4 - It's Always Sunshine in Irvine

    Being one of the most unreliable travel machine in the universe, the T.A.R.D.I.S. bring Gul'dan on Earth today!!!
    But fear not humanity, the Blizzard Intelligence Service (B.I.S., in every slot nonetheless!) has kept an eye
    on Gul'dan movemente since he was in the Twisting Nether and promptly take him into custody in their secret prison for powerful beings under their headquarters in Irvine
    (what could possibly go wrong?)
    With the Supervillain in custody humanity is now safe...

    Scenario 5 - Prison Break (seriously? did you put Michael Scoffield in prison with him???)

    Wath Blizzard didn't realize, was that one of the employer had been corrupted by the mad whispering of an Old God sleeping under their HQ
    The insane employer
    (who btw is suffering of multi-personality and is flooding the internet with fake expansion leaks to get people insane for his Old God master)
    released Gul'dan from his cage and lead him to a portal
    Gul'dan disappear into the portal and soon we will find out where he ended up
    but for now let's just get back to Azeroth...

    Meanwhile on Azeroth

    Heroes are coming home
    They got themself stronger and they learned some new tricks
    Khagdar was particularly impressed by the effectivness of the shipyard
    So he throw away his Atiesh
    (seriously? can't you just give it to a Mage a Lock, even a Shadow Priest would be happy to wield it!)
    and decide to start a new career as a shipmaster
    Khagdar presents 'PIMP MA SHIP'
    Everyone will get a ship and you can stress Khagdar to modify it in every single details!
    Gold finiture? SOLD! A zoo on the deck? SURE! An Arena below decks? Why not!
    There is no limit to Khagdar ship building magic!

    Bloodsail Bucaneers are back!

    You have a ship and now what?

    Alliance - Join the reborn Lordaeron Fleet under the command of Jaina
    (she will make her father proud moore)

    Horde - Join the regular Horde fleet, no need for a big name, we rule plain and simple

    But there is more...
    For the first time you can join a new playable faction!
    The Bloodsail Bucaneers need ships for their fleet!
    Every race is welcome and if you join you will get all the hats you need and a Parrot mount!!!
    The Bloodsail Bucaneers faction comes with his own unique class!
    The Pirate!
    Ahoy! you can be a Pirate finally, no transmog needed anymore!
    Pirate class comes with 3 spec:
    Swashbuckler - dual wielding sword melee that loves to stand in fire!
    Musketeer - Gun and Pistol ranged shooter and you can summon Cannon too!
    Swab - Healer! Take that mop a little curative water and throw them around to heal people and if you run out of mana just take that barrel of Grog! you will pass out, but regenerate mana very fast!

    Opern Waters are very dangerous

    We are giving you an entire out in the seas raid!
    Boss including but not limited to:
    Big Dancing Sharks!
    A Majestic Whale falling from the sky (with a flower vase falling side by side of course)
    A Pirate Monkey on a Giant Parrot mount throwing poop at you!
    A Big Walrus and his friend The Carpenteer that likes to eat oysters and throwing shells to keep you away!
    The dreaded Flying Dutchman and its cursed undead crew!
    Not one, not two, but THREE big Sharknado!!! (Oh Hell no...)
    And the final boss, RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!,
    yes you'll face the biggest Kraken you'd ever seen!
    (Mythic raiders will get a special phase and uncover the truth, the Kraken is not a Kraken but a Titan covered with algae but it's really an Old God scheme to ruin Khagdar shipyard project 'PIMP MA SHIP' in order to promote their 'PIMP MY TITANS')

    A tremble in the Force

    Ok let's get back to our beloved Gul'dan
    We left him entering a portal in the Blizzard HQ in Irvine
    After exiting the portal Gul'dan finds himself on a strange distant planet with a strange dark presence all around the planet
    Trying to reach the source of this ominous presence he ended up in a tomb...
    (Gul'dan seems to have crossed to yet another IP... he is now on Korriban...)
    The tomb belongs to a powerfull Sith Lord who still haunt the place
    'Being to toy of the Legion has gotten nothing good to me, let's see if this Dark Side everyone talks about is better...'
    Gul'dan becomes an apprentice of the Dark Side

    On Coruscant the Master Jedi Yoda feels a tremble in the Force,
    a powerfull villan has joined the Dark Side, time for the Jedi to
    stand aside and watch what happens nextREDACTED
    join the fight and find new allies
    Searching for clue about the new opponent Yoda arrives on Azeroth
    After being mistaken as a goblin he is brought in front of the Horde Warchief Vol'jin
    Yoda and Vol'jin talks about Gul'dan
    (how they can understand each others is a bigger mistery then the Force itself)
    Vol'jin decide to become Yoda's apprentice and learn to master the Force that this little green fellas keeps talking about
    He take down the mantle of Warchief.
    Lor'themar Theron pick it up... remove the dust and hand it to Gallywix!
    Gallywix is the new Horde Warchief, Horde will soon be the richest faction on Azeroth!

    The Jedi Ambassador in Stormwind

    Yoda decide that in order to defeat Gul'dan, all Azeroth must stand togheter
    So he sends his best ambassador to Stormwind
    While the Horde will fight side by side with another green guy,
    the Alliance will have the very best Star Wars hero fighting with them! Jar Jar Binks!!!!

    Faster expansion means another expansion teaser!

    With the last patch of the expansion you will see a massive starship fleet invading Azeroth
    lead by the Sith Lord Gul'dan himself, commanding Legions of droids

    This will lead into the expansion after the one that still as not been released yet!
    And it will feature:
    A new class: The Jedi!!!
    Space battleship combat!
    Guest Star throughout the expansion: Jim Raynor! The Queen of Blades! Artanis! Captain Kirk! and many more TBA!


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    So what do you think? I need someone to check my head probably :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciante View Post
    This will lead into the expansion after the one that still as not been released yet!
    And it will feature:
    A new class: The Jedi!!!
    Space battleship combat!
    Guest Star throughout the expansion: Jim Raynor! The Queen of Blades! Artanis! Captain Kirk! and many more TBA!
    To be completely honest, your plot is 10000000000x times better than the WoD one.
    No more time wasted in WoW.. still reading this awesome forum, though

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    Warcry of this expansion's trailer: "We will NEVER be canon!"

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