Hmm... Now you got me thinking... I wonder if I like the time of leaks and recent expansion announcement more than the time during the expansion itself... Both have stupid stuff to facepalm at, but I'm not sure which is worse...
Either way, you could at least put some effort in your boredom. Otherwise it's not funny. :P
Whilst we're allowing a lot of leak/speculation threads, ones like this that are designed to be obviously fake/satirical don't really need their own thread.