View Poll Results: Would you get a prehensile tail if it were an option?

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  • Yes, tail please

    36 59.02%
  • No tail for me

    18 29.51%
  • I don't know

    7 11.48%
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  1. #21
    Hell to the mother-effing yes
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    No. I have a hard enough time coordinating the limbs that I already have. :/

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    As someone who spends more time sitting down and being in public than I do swinging from trees; no.

  4. #24
    Think of the cosplay capabilities with a tail!

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    I cannot see many advantages for my daily works, but.. sounds cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Two hundred years in the future, genetic manipulation has evolved to the point where doctors can activate latent genes. One of things this allows is the growing of a prehensile tail like this monkey:
    How do you know this? Are you from the future? What were the Disney Star Wars films like?

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    I... don't know. That's a weird question, in all honesty. XD
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    yeh but lava is just very hot water

  8. #28
    Nah don't need one. Evolution decided that a few hundred thousand years ago.

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    Nah, not big on monkey fur.
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    if I could fap with it, sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pai Mei View Post
    Nah don't need one. Evolution decided that a few hundred thousand years ago.
    That's just because a traditional tail like that can't really support a humans weight! but science can make it stronk!

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    Would I be able to control it like it was an extra arm or is it just going to mostly be back there having a life of its own? I don't need it to keep balance, humans already have that sorted. Also it would have to be extremely powerful, and possibly a few meters long, if a full grown human is to swing around in trees with it as if we were monkeys -- so powerful it might be as a weapon.
    Last edited by looorg; 2015-08-02 at 10:36 PM.

  13. #33
    Do you guys realize what size that tail would have to be to allow a fully grown human with 50-80 kg to dangle from a tree? It would need to be massive, at least the size of one of your arms, probably thicker and more muscular due to the increased joints.

    Yeah ..no thanks.

  14. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Haidaes View Post
    Do you guys realize what size that tail would have to be to allow a fully grown human with 50-80 kg to dangle from a tree? It would need to be massive, at least the size of one of your arms, probably thicker and more muscular due to the increased joints.

    Yeah ..no thanks.
    This got me curious on tail musculature arrangements. For anyone else who's curious, do not search for "tail musculature monkey" with safe search off!

    Edit: and why is it easier to find it for a damn mermaid than a real organism... sigh.
    Last edited by Ripster42; 2015-08-03 at 03:39 AM.

  15. #35
    only if it turns me into a super saiyan

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyoloco View Post
    only if it turns me into a super saiyan
    Ya, there was a lot of that if you search "tail musculature monkey." And it's a lot more explicit than I would have liked.

  17. #37
    A hairless tail would be disgusting as hell.

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    Could I have a prehensile penis that is really long instead? To me that would be infinitely more useful.

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by lockblock View Post
    Could I have a prehensile penis that is really long instead? To me that would be infinitely more useful.
    Not going to lie, there's not much I want to grab with my dick.

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    If it's proves to be very useful sure.

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