If you could grow a prehensile tail, would you?

[lockblock]

Not going to lie, there's not much I want to grab with my dick.

I'd want it more for the shock factor. Would probably be worth the fines for indecent exposure.

[onesBronson]

I want an entire makeover if I get a tail.

[endlesswaltz]

i would love to have more features of a reptile's tail if i were to go that route, the sheer bonebreaking force would be pretty sweet, also can i please have fracture planes so i can easily detach my tail if i ever see some trouble then regrow that son of a bitch

[Ripster42]

i would love to have more features of a reptile's tail if i were to go that route, the sheer bonebreaking force would be pretty sweet, also can i please have fracture planes so i can easily detach my tail if i ever see some trouble then regrow that son of a bitch

No. Because I said so. Just kidding, I think that would be a great addition.

[gutnbrg]

id rather a prehensile penis, like this http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and...scratches-itch

[LilSaihah]

id rather a prehensile penis, like this http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and...scratches-itch

why not a prehensile penis tail

[Calfredd]

id rather a prehensile penis, like this http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and...scratches-itch

Why is nature so gross? And scary?