Man Needed Surgery To Remove 10-Inch Torch

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how do they even get ahold of this story?

Maybe the torch was capable of emitting a bat signal?

[Puupi]

A 10 inch flashlight is still a surprising thing to find in a bum, though, particularly when you could just purchase an appropriate product instead that would likely be a bit safer.

But those are not so.....flashy....

The article mentioned the diameter of the flashlight was just 2 cm. Weird flashlight!

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But those are not so.....flashy....

The article mentioned the diameter of the flashlight was just 2 cm. Weird flashlight!

hey it's not the size that counts.....

[Ripster42]

hey it's not the size that counts.....

It's the bright of the light?

[Reeve]

It's the bright of the light?

Well presumably, the light side would be sticking out, I'd imagine.

His feeble skills were clearly no match for the power of the dark side.

[Ripster42]

Well presumably, the light side would be sticking out, I'd imagine.

His feeble skills were clearly no match for the power of the dark side.

Can you really make that assumption? Flashlights get warm with use. Maybe a plus?

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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-needed...9.html#deQBWxg

These stories always make me laugh, especially the excuses used or even rationality about it. Anyway man underwent two hours of surgery to remove a torch from his body. Surgeons say the 10-inch (25cm) long object had been inserted into the man’s bottom, but he will not reveal how it happened. Personally the best part for me is lol wtf!

Anyway story makes me think, have you ever needed to visit the ER over an embarrassing accident?

Still not as bad as the man who died from a pony's dick up his rectum. Yeah, he died from internal hemorraging.