So I don't even run naval missions even if I have a command table in the Town Hall. I just check the missions every day or so per alt.
Saw that I had a mount mission today ... AFTER TWO MONTHS. All right. I'll actually kind of try. It's not life and death but it's an excuse to give a fuck about a feature that ... whatever.
Was 75% with the shit ships I had on hand, bought 1500 GR of crap, got to 96%.
Failed, obviously.
I wish the shitty ships had blown up too.
Blizzard has naval missions so totally, dreadfully, completely wrong. How do they come up with this shit?