I met the love of my life last night

[Torched]

If that was my Daughter, I'd probably be hopping in the car right about now to make a trip to Home Depot or Lowes, for Quikrete, a couple of metal pails and rope.

You mean you're gonna have a bondage party with him or?

[THE Bigzoman]

If there's grass on the field, play ball


But no, seriously, please don't infract me. I'm being factitious

[Jester Joe]

SOmehow this reminds me of Twilight...

It's still a better love story though.

[PC2]

Wait 4-6 years or you could go to jail!

[Stormdash]

Can that dipshit just be banned?

[Rifter]

Enjoy the infraction. Something you may want to read
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Last time I checked pedophilia is illegal by law

I bet you're fun at parties

[Doctor Amadeus]

This seems more like a Dear Abby kind of question.

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Her name is Cali and she is 12 but we are perfect for each other

Should we wait for sex or just go for it? I am 26 but she doesn't mind.

How do you know she is ready?

[Deleted]

this is still open? whats up guys

[Pendulous]

This is not an appropriate topic for these forums.