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    I have seen God. Do you want to know what happens next?

    We all go to heaven. I don't know if I can tell you for sure. It's privileged. I do know all your guys are going to heavan.

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    Nice work man.
    Keep it up!
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    We are trying.

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    Thanks man, be sure to put in a good word for me

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    We need to install breathalizers on computers...

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    I didn't know they had God in Canada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    We need to install breathalizers on computers...
    Do you want to lock down half this forum?

    On second thought...

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    Breathalysers doesn't prevent drug posting! DRUGS

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    you guys lol

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    Thanks, i'll be chilling with zoroaster untill evil is no more and i'm reunited with my Fravashi.
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    Isn't it great how this thread has dematerialized from the unfair corruption of Ner'zuhl, to whether Kil'Jaeden is a draenei or an Eredar, then to Alien Genetics and now to demon sex...

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    Smoking crack and not SHARING???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    I didn't know they had God in Canada.
    We have the all mighty Moose god who giveth us Polar bears and Maple syrup

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    i'm kinda hammered and probably didn't talk to god tonight.

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    Were you on the Enterprise when they met God that one time?
    “Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead.” ~ Emily3, World of Tomorrow
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    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

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    I saw Jesus once.

    But he was playing first base for the Mariners. Couldn't even do one miracle. So disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    We all go to heaven. I don't know if I can tell you for sure. It's privileged. I do know all your guys are going to heavan.
    Well if we lived in a reasonable society, you would be sent for some quiet time with the doctors after "seeing God". Unfortunately we live in one that panders to the religious nutjobs and treats them like they are special instead of crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    i'm kinda hammered and probably didn't talk to god tonight.
    You're doing the wrong type of drugs then.

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    U wot m9? /10chars

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    As you well know, we don't allow religious discussion here.


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