New swimming pool ideas

[Shadee]

Hey gang, it's your pal Juicy. I just moved into a spendy new house but it doesn't have a pool. I'm looking to put in a new pool to throw P-Diddy style parties. I want to create an atmosphere that will encourage girls to go wild and take off their bikinis. Any of you bros have any cool ideas? I don't really want to spend more than $1500 a month to heat it so size is somewhat of a limitation.

[dess]

Hey gang, it's your pal Juicy. I just moved into a spendy new house but it doesn't have a pool. I'm looking to put in a new pool to throw P-Diddy style parties. I want to create an atmosphere that will encourage girls to go wild and take off their bikinis. Any of you bros have any cool ideas? I don't really want to spend more than $1500 a month to heat it so size is somewhat of a limitation.

pdiddy pools dont come with a heating budget... you are talking about al sharpton pool!

Maybe something like this pool?

[beedeehee]

Hey gang, it's your pal Juicy. I just moved into a spendy new house but it doesn't have a pool. I'm looking to put in a new pool to throw P-Diddy style parties. I want to create an atmosphere that will encourage girls to go wild and take off their bikinis. Any of you bros have any cool ideas? I don't really want to spend more than $1500 a month to heat it so size is somewhat of a limitation.

Nice character. Nice role you play.

[breadisfunny]

who says the word spendy and what does it even mean? seriously.
also you should buy one of those inflatable kids pools the ladies will be very impressed by that. be sure to get the dora the explorer one.

[minteK917]

who says the word spendy and what does it even mean? seriously.
also you should buy one of those inflatable kids pools the ladies will be very impressed by that. be sure to get the dora the explorer one.

Might not be a bad idea for the bitches. Just tell them its for your 4 kids and wear a marriage ring, bitches be all over you.

[Shadee]

who says the word spendy and what does it even mean? seriously.
also you should buy one of those inflatable kids pools the ladies will be very impressed by that. be sure to get the dora the explorer one.

You need to step up your vocab game son! Could you keep your answers more serious also?

[Deleted]

I think i became dumber just now reading the OP and looking at that avatar. Also what the f is a juicy.

[Shadee]

I hear pick-up truck pools attract the ladies.

Can you read? I am getting a pool for my house. A pick up truck pool would be pretty dope but that is not the topic.

[Deleted]

This guy is amazing. He actually types these words and makes these threads. I have to take my hat off to him, he has reached a very special plane of existence.

From what you've said in the OP, you have no objection to a small pool and a large one costs too much to heat ... so get a smaller one?

I don't think the size of the pool has any correlation to whether the girls who inhabit it will "get wild".

[zenkai]

I'm thinking this is what is in your budget.

[pateuvasiliu]

Get a hot tub instead.

[namecraft]

Hey gang, it's your pal Juicy. I just moved into a spendy new house but it doesn't have a pool. I'm looking to put in a new pool to throw P-Diddy style parties. I want to create an atmosphere that will encourage girls to go wild and take off their bikinis. Any of you bros have any cool ideas? I don't really want to spend more than $1500 a month to heat it so size is somewhat of a limitation.

"encourage girls to go wild and take off their bikinis."

OH-LALA!

[Belize]

Get a penis shaped pool. The phallic oppression will get the ladies bent to your will.

[Deleted]

An underwater acoustic installation capable of producing really strong vibrations. I recently saw a woman in a car try to verify or debunk the story of another woman getting an orgasm from subwoofer vibrations... She tried it, and she verified: it worked. She couldn't believe it, but it worked.
(the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFVXSq7n_s
girl that tried to reproduce the results (and succeeded): http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6648...dikke_bas.html )

I imagine if you can produce similar soundwaves underwater, it might have a similar effect. Would splash the water around a lot though.

Funny signs about being allowed to take off bikinis, as "decoration", might help too. Or a sign that says they're not allowed in the first place. :-P

And alcohol helps also. Get this installed outside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ3N3pNo47w

[Shadee]

An underwater acoustic installation capable of producing really strong vibrations. I recently saw a woman in a car try to verify or debunk the story of another woman getting an orgasm from subwoofer vibrations... She tried it, and she verified: it worked. She couldn't believe it, but it worked.
(the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFVXSq7n_s
girl that tried to reproduce the results (and succeeded): http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6648...dikke_bas.html )

I imagine if you can produce similar soundwaves underwater, it might have a similar effect. Would splash the water around a lot though.

Funny signs about being allowed to take off bikinis, as "decoration", might help too. Or a sign that says they're not allowed in the first place. :-P

And alcohol helps also. Get this installed outside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ3N3pNo47w

Thanks for the insight. I'll definitely look into the underwater acoustics. The signs would be funny but might come across as being tacky though.

[vindicatorx]

The signs would be funny but might come across as being tacky though.

Riiight like tacky would stop anything you do...

[breadisfunny]

what you really want is an elmo themed pool. seseme street really turns on the ladies.

[Wildtree]

Hey gang, it's your pal Juicy. I just moved into a spendy new house but it doesn't have a pool. I'm looking to put in a new pool to throw P-Diddy style parties. I want to create an atmosphere that will encourage girls to go wild and take off their bikinis. Any of you bros have any cool ideas? I don't really want to spend more than $1500 a month to heat it so size is somewhat of a limitation.

Sure....... basement pool.

Friend of my dad has one.
Imagine the epic moment when the living room floor opens up at the push of a button, and below is a pool to dive in head first.