Worldwide epidemic that no one talks about...

**Wyrt** · 2015-09-07, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by purebalance

I could see if it was your house. I do however like how the people I live with do it. We put the entire seat including lid down when done. That way no matter what everyone has to always lift a seat.

It's more sanitary that way too.

Everyone should put both the seat and the lid down in their own bathroom. It's just gross otherwise.

**Primalthirst** · 2015-09-07, 03:31 AM

I'll never understand it either.
Unless you've got a mad bend in your member, how can you not aim after doing it every day your entire life? It's really not that hard fellas.

**Cosmic Janitor** · 2015-09-07, 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by Primalthirst

I'll never understand it either.
Unless you've got a mad bend in your member, how can you not aim after doing it every day your entire life? It's really not that hard fellas.

From a technical PoV: Getting a nozzle to properly aim without dripping or overshooting when applying constant pressure is already difficult in the periods in which the pressure builds up and falls of. That is for a perfectly formed nozzle with µm precision. The average penis does neither have that perfect pressure regulation, nor form. Simple as that.

**Dsonsion** · 2015-09-07, 03:40 AM

Cleaning after one's one misses can be very annoying, but cleaning after other men's is just awful. People should show some respect for the other human beings.

**Primalthirst** · 2015-09-07, 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by Haidaes

From a technical PoV: Getting a nozzle to properly aim without dripping or overshooting when applying constant pressure is already difficult in the periods in which the pressure builds up and falls of. That is for a perfectly formed nozzle with µm precision. The average penis does neither have that perfect pressure regulation, nor form. Simple as that.

That is certainly a unique way of looking at it. From my experience though, you usually have a large enough margin for error in each direction to account for those with imperfect control.

**Charge me Doctor** · 2015-09-07, 04:14 AM

I just kick seat open to not piss on it, takes, like one second to do so

**Thuunda** · 2015-09-07, 04:17 AM

love being that guy that gets a good belly laugh from peeing everywhere in a porta potty except into the pot ..... everywhere

Deleted · 2015-09-07, 11:22 AM

I pee in the cubical because urinals are ridiculously close to each other, some of them have a guard that is supposed to give you some privacy but its pathetically small and if you are at an end (without a wall) then other people can/could still sneak a peak.

I always lift the seat and pee into the bowl, if I get any splash then I wipe it up. It is fucking disgusting going into a cubical and having to clean someone's piss off the seat, its a lose-lose situation, if I do it then I am centimeters away from someones piss, if I don't do it then the next person will think I did it.

As for those who do piss on the seat/floor, sometimes pee comes out odd, I don't know why but the urethra doesn't always open up properly and it causes the stream of pee to basically spiral out of control, there have been times when I have had 3 pee streams at once! I felt like I was playing a fucking puzzle game, try get all streams into the bowl - but they should clean up afterwards.

**I Push Buttons** · 2015-09-07, 11:26 AM

I wish they would build a separate bathroom just for handicapped people that you needed a key for, or something of that sort.

I am in a manual wheelchair and I just don't go in public restrooms anymore... People piss all over the floor, shit on the floor, spit on the floor, etc... I have to roll through that with my hands on my wheels... And all of that bullshit will be on my wheels, my hands, and everything I touch right up until I sterilize the wheels...

**OneSent** · 2015-09-07, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by Astronom

I always sit down to pee. Got sick of wiping up the seat and floor every damn time I'd try standing (I'm a guy, but my piss rarely goes in an accurate stream).

Same here. I've pee'd sitting down since I was like 10 years old. Either I have horrible aim, or my piss stream goes full retard.

But I haven't had to wipe a toilet seat off in over a decade, and I never forget to put the lid down, because I never have to lift it in the first place.

Win, win.

**Kurioxan** · 2015-09-07, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by mizeri

i dont think its just the men that makes a mess, i think women tries to hover-pee at public restrooms and makes even a bigger mess.

I have been to womens restrooms.
Traumatic. Not even joking, shit was disgusting. More than once at it.
Before people ask, festivals, clubs etc, if there is a huge inflow sometimes people allow you to use other sex toilets.
Also worked at a club for a few months, womens toilets were also far worse than mens.

Men do tend to piss all over the place though, specially circumsized as they dont have the foreskin to dampen the urine flow/pressure.

**Basemath** · 2015-09-07, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Hotto Pantsu

First I have to ask if you're a male, because asking about "missing the target" would indicate that you aren't. When you have held it for long time and finally get to relief yourself, the pressure at what the piss is shooting out isn't a small matter. Turbulent flow if you want get technical. That aside, yea some guys have the "shy piss problem" and use the stalls.
As for general mess, most ppl drop their care-o-meter to zero when they know they don't have to clean after. Common behaviour really, believe it or not. Just that many won't admit it. And final tidbit, female toilets are whole lot messier than male toilets, ask any cleaner.
About seat, nope don't lift it but then again I'm fine using urinal.

Shy piss problem? lol I bet you're of the mentality that MEN pee standing, and girls sitting. Capitalized MEN cuz superior gender.

Eh for the majority of men who use urinals, they're pretty unsanitary. I know they wash their hands after touching their dicks, but the problem lies in that most men don't thoroughly shake when they're done. Some won't shake at all. Perhaps because peeing in urinals is a process they just wanna be done with ASAP cuz there are dicks on each side of them. Perhaps they feel that shaking simulates beating off. Urine trickles down their underwear. That's almost as bad as using dry toilet paper for number 2.

Also, OP's remark about insecure guys using stalls and dirtying them up, I think there's a correlation between urinal insecurity and stall cleanliness. As in insecure/shy urinators (not sure if a word) will more often than not clean stalls before and after. It's usually the macho man such as guy I quoted above who sees urinals are occupied but the must go! so he fucks up the toilet and its surroundings.

**Tyrgannus** · 2015-09-07, 12:35 PM

Why aren't they using urinals? Presumably the urinals were full when they had to pee.
Why aren't they lifting the seat? Presumably because they are too grossed out to touch it.
Why aren't they wiping it off afterward? Presumably for the same reason they don't lift the seat.
Why are they missing in the first place? Alcohol, sex, apathy, or the mythical double stream are all viable explanations.

Bam, now we don't need to hate people as much.

**Raelbo** · 2015-09-07, 12:48 PM