And I'm just sitting here thinking '' you damn morons, that was the plan all along ''
Microsoft is sending him free shit, he's going to meet Obama, he's going to go to MIT and likely be eventually accepted into a great university.
Maybe this is just the cynicism in me talking but I'd be willing to bet a lot that this whole scandal was premeditated. The moment I saw '' muslim student arrested for making a clock that looks like a bomb '' I just KNEW the president and celebrities will get involved.