My laptop has seemed to have underwent some kind of incapacitating spasm and it's taking excruciatingly long to load anything (it actually hasn't successfully started up and logged in yet since it went tits up).
I was on Google chrome just surfin and right out of nohwhere it wasn't loading pages, they were crashing, paint wouldn't open it said some shit about not being able to execute, then a message popped up saying computer was low on memory. I just assumed that Chrome has caused memory usage to reach tipping point as I have only had the laptop in sleep mode for nearly a week and have had the same window open for the duration, so all the tabs must've just built up till it finally was saying nah.
I ninja turned off the laptop and at first it came up with a very crudely positioned boot manager that said windows has failed to start so could you por favor insert windows installation disc. I did nothing and it seemed to restart itself and came up with the same thing, and then it restarted again and started to load normally, but it took nearly 10 minutes to get to the login screen, and when I logged in after 20 seconds waiting for the password to be typed in nothing happened after another 10 years so I smacked the hussy off for another crack at loading up. Got to the loading screen before log in and at the moment it's just a black screen laughing at how helpless I am. I'm usually not too bad with this but I have never seen this before and I can't even access boot menu or start in safe mode.
Any advice my little cumquats? Any help appreciated.