Teen on life support after dousing himself in alcohol, lighting match for facebook

[Chirri]

Probably already been said, but Darwins are only for people who are dead. He can't be nominated til he's actually dead.

Even if he's quite unpleasant to look at, he can probably still "donate," never mind that there are people out there with unexpected turn ons. You know that any woman who marries him is going to get all kinds of props for being willing to marry someone with extreme scarring, and some women dig that sort of praise. Or guy, whatever. And hey, perhaps he'll learn to get by on his charm.

[kyoloco]

why is this a thing?

[Azadina]

/facepalm...What next, 'stop a moving truck like superman would challenge'?

[Darkeon]

"Florida Boy!

Florida Boy burns himself in front of a PC to try to get Florida Man's attention in order to become his sidekick!"

Hummm

[G3istly]

Take him off life support immediately. Stupidity does not deserve to live.

[Deleted]

Natural selection I guess?!

[Sykol]

Really shouldn't have extinguished the Human Torch. Now who will thwart Dr. Doom?

[glycerethe]

“My nephew is permanently damaged and that boy did bodily harm to my nephew. I want something done about it.”

She's even more stupid than her nephew.

[Kathranis]

I could not possibly have less sympathy for these goddamned idiots.

[Noradin]

“My nephew is permanently damaged and that boy did bodily harm to my nephew. I want something done about it.”

She's even more stupid than her nephew.

Indeed.
Cannot just punish one of them for something they did as a group.

[Deleted]

Natural selection in action i see.