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    Question Feasibility of a Dolphin Land-Suit

    In the realm of things hypothetical, what is the possibility of a feasible design for a piece of equipment usable by smaller cetaceans that would make movement on land possible albeit limited? While the idea of designing equipment capable of supporting and moving a cetacean like a bottlenose dolphin seems really reasonable, but how could a cetacean control it, how could the machine moisture the rubbery skin of porpoises or even how a dolphin would be able to equip it and unequip it?

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    What purpose would such a thing serve?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimson View Post
    What purpose would such a thing serve?
    So that we could ride them on land
    Imagine riding a shark with legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimson View Post
    What purpose would such a thing serve?
    I think you mean, what porpoise would such a thing serve.
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    Their brains are developed for living in a 3-dimensional movement space, and to interact with what exists there. Even if you could somehow make their senses equally effective on land, and that's a big if, I still don't think they'd be particularly effective or even happy on land.

    And even if everything was working out... Why would you? Far more habitat in the oceans.

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    Probably possible in a few years. Nerve-controlled prosthetics are gaining momentum, and a humidifier built into the contraption would solve the dry-skin issue. Not sure how they would mount/dismount though...

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    Perhaps you could also design a dolphin sexual consent app as well to go along with that land suit. Wouldn't want any dolphin rape happening while they are here on land. I know firsthand just how provocative they can be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimson View Post
    What purpose would such a thing serve?
    Quote Originally Posted by yoma View Post
    I think you mean, what porpoise would such a thing serve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Riptor View Post
    So that we could ride them on land
    Imagine riding a shark with legs
    i'd prefer riding dinosaur who's riding a shark shooting lazerzzz.
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    I'll just leave this here


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    Quote Originally Posted by yoma View Post
    I think you mean, what porpoise would such a thing serve.
    whale I'll have to think about it for a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoma View Post
    I think you mean, what porpoise would such a thing serve.

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    On a more positive note, land-cetacean sounds like a polar bears wet dream.

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    Stop encouraging puns.

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    I'd say it's completely feasible in Azeroth.

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