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  1. 2015-10-29, 11:41 AM #21
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    Traditional Greek way. Invite him in, make him some tea, put the barbecue on for some nice souvlakia and halloumi, smash some plates and dance the sirtaki for a good hour. Therefore, I'll extend my 10 minutes to... I dunno, half a day?

    Then I'll tell him I can die after I win a random battleground in WoW, thereby achieving immortality.
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  2. 2015-10-29, 11:42 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeilon View Post
    I'd go for a good fap one last time...
    You are not alone, brother.
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    Can I challenge him to a game of twister?
    While you live, shine / Have no grief at all / Life exists only for a short while / And time demands its toll.
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  4. 2015-10-29, 11:52 AM #24
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    I'd send tweets to Janie Takeda, Lili Simmons and Chloe Bennet, telling them I'll be watching.
    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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    If you say pls because it is shorter than please,
    I'll say no because it is shorter than yes.
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  5. 2015-10-29, 12:07 PM #25
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    Kick him in the nuts and cheese it.
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    My mother ofc, fuck everyone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Septik View Post
    You are not alone, brother.
    How nice of you to warn him.
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    So, look um, I'm not a grief counselor, but if it's any consolation, I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. A bunch of times actually.
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    I never said I was knowledge-able and I wouldn't even care if I was the least knowledge-able person and the biggest dumb-ass out of all 7.8 billion people on the planet.
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    I wouldn't even need the ten minutes.

    1. Nobody.
    2. Quickest way possible.
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  9. 2015-10-29, 12:28 PM #29
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    Cool costume, bro. *slam door*
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  10. 2015-10-29, 12:29 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ycarene View Post
    Who you say goodbye to?
    Son, husband.

    How would you choose to go?
    Explode. As if I was blown up by like a ton of dynamite.
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  11. 2015-10-29, 01:21 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emageht Tsoluoy View Post
    Say goodbye to my wife, then be killed by a ten ton pallet of gold bars dropped from the stratosphere, that my wife gets to keep.
    Lol! Good one! I was going to pick the same things as who to say goodbye to which would be my wife and kids and then go to sleep and die. But I like your idea better.
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    goodbye to girlfriend, call mom to say goodbye.

    and go in a shootout with everyone I hate.
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  13. 2015-10-29, 01:31 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencers View Post
    Son, husband.

    Explode. As if I was blown up by like a ton of dynamite.
    Like the Cobra unit in Metal Gear Solid 3? You could yell out something too!
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  14. 2015-10-29, 01:32 PM #34
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    Death by snu snu if i could choose. :3
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    Guess I'd humor myself for 9minutes, perhaps playing cards with Death.
    Then phone my brother/sister and tell him/her "I hid my money in------" and watch them go crazy in the afterlife.
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    You sunk my battleship bitch!
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    Steal his scythe, then call superdeath.

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    My mentor and dad.

    Not my mom, sister, and niece. Don't need them bawling making it harder.

    Euthanasia
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Euthanasia
    By whom?
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    So, look um, I'm not a grief counselor, but if it's any consolation, I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. A bunch of times actually.
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    I never said I was knowledge-able and I wouldn't even care if I was the least knowledge-able person and the biggest dumb-ass out of all 7.8 billion people on the planet.
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  20. 2015-10-29, 02:01 PM #40
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    Depends, is Death a hot goth girl?
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