Death knocks on your door

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"Oh, I'm sorry, he's not home, he left the country yesterday. You should review your addresses"

[apepi]

Shoot him, this is my castle god damn it. Ill not come out alive!

[darkmankill1]

Death always comes knocking, but when I answer it, he runs away...
I would probably ignore death at this point.

[THE Bigzoman]

By whom?

I'm assuming death would give it to me when it's time.

I'd probably play around and play this before/during my euthanasia.






Fucking copyright laws took off the full version on Youtube.

[Deleted]

I imagine this being like the skit on "The Meaning of Life".

The salmonmousse!

I'd say never mind the goodbye's, just let me die doing something incredibly heroic!

[Osoroshii]

I will challenge Death to a fight to the death.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

I mean, it probably won't be me, but I can hope, right?

[Dellis0991]

I'll cry, I got people who heavily depend on me right now, I'll only go if he makes sure they'll be alright without me.

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I'm assuming death would give it to me when it's time.

I'd probably play around and play this before/during my euthanasia.






Fucking copyright laws took off the full version on Youtube.

I love this song, the nostalgia alone is overwhelming.

[Deleted]

Say goodbye to my parents, my roomates and then call my friend who studies on the other side of the country. Then just go on the most painless way possible.

[Nayami]

It's really nice of Death to give us a chance to delete our browsing history.

[Puri]

When you answer he tells you that it's time to go. You have ten minutes to say goodbye to whomever you want and then you get to choose how you go.

Who you say goodbye to?
How would you choose to go?

I'd say goodbye to my wife and mother and go out Slim Pickens style.

That would be great, so I could say good-bye to my family and pass my online gaming accountsnames and passwords to my friends, and being able to delete my browsing history.

[Palemaster]

If its death from Supernatural:



I would talk to him about life, the universe, consciousness for 9 minutes, and then tell him I want to die of old age.

Make sure to bring a Chicago pizza, otherwise he might not be so tolerant with you.

[Forgottenone]

Make sure to bring a Chicago pizza, otherwise he might not be so tolerant with you.

This comment and the one it is replying to are full of win for mentioning Supernatural!

With that said, I would say goodbye to my parents, sister, girlfriend and dog.

[shise]

I guess I'd fight it to death and given that it is dead already, I win, no need to say bye bye!

[Deleted]

I'd kill him, if you kill Death, you live forever.

[THE Bigzoman]

If its death from Supernatural:



I would talk to him about life, the universe, consciousness for 9 minutes, and then tell him I want to die of old age.

I hadn't considered that.

I always figured that I would want to spend whatever time I could with an higher being if there were in fact an afterlife. I would have him answer all of my questions before embarking on whatever fate i'd be set to, whether it be with him or in some hell.


If the former, i'd spend eternity learning. I would pursue the highest level of wisdom I could by traveling the cosmos.

[Deleted]

I'd say bye to typical people, friends and family.

I would want to go out Master Oogway style. He just dissipates into peach tree petals and lets the wind carry him away.

[Sky High]

get one last crank in, and if I have time call my parents. then IDK throw into a volcano.

[Osoroshii]

get one last crank in, and if I have time call my parents. then IDK throw into a volcano.

Only if you do it right.

[Daethz]

my parents, various people on the internet with excitement.
how do i want to die? id like to be going full speed in a F22 raptor over russia/middleeast flying it directly into a tank or something, sounds fun.

[Lady Dragonheart]

Challenge Death to a tabletop RPG session. The rulebooks alone will make him shit his robes - this soul is goin' nowhere.

Play a paladin, then discuss that smiting evil is relative term and not an innate concept of alignment... Then use smite on everything.