Thread: Man bites dog

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  1. 2015-11-08, 09:32 PM #21
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    How is it possible for an eyeball to pop out when being choked?
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  2. 2015-11-08, 09:41 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigma View Post
    why does all the strange shit seem to happen in Florida ? or does ti happen all over the US and Florida is just good at reporting it ?
    It's the humidity.



    Only Florida Man can stop it. Give him time.
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  3. 2015-11-08, 11:58 PM #23
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    This forum needs a Florida Man sticky thread at the top.
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  4. 2015-11-08, 11:58 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigma View Post
    why does all the strange shit seem to happen in Florida ? or does ti happen all over the US and Florida is just good at reporting it ?
    Its the water man
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  5. 2015-11-09, 12:00 AM #25
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    Seriously, I hope they order some psychological evaluation while he is there. That is messed up.
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    Why the hell would you wait till after you did this to confirm the mortality rate of such action?
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  6. 2015-11-09, 12:02 AM #26
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    A dog? He choked it so hard it's eye popped out and 1 year of prison. Yeah that makes sense...but Florida man is Florida man I guess.
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  7. 2015-11-09, 12:03 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by mittacc View Post
    How is it possible for an eyeball to pop out when being choked?
    You squeeze it hard enough until it goes POP! How do I know? My mom ran over a cat.
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    Why the hell would you wait till after you did this to confirm the mortality rate of such action?
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  8. 2015-11-09, 12:05 AM #28
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    The dog actually ended up living
    Kickin Incredibly Dope Shit
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