http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...imself-6794076
I'm not fluent in the art of spotting satire sites, so if it's BS, so be it. Doesn't detract from the funny. Some folks are simply messed up.
Consolesexuality begins. I'm eagerly awaiting the coming headlines of misfortune between man, machine and electricity.
Also, not trying to take someone's credit for spotting this bit of news. I got it from a thread on GameFAQs, which got it from a thread on Neogaf.