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    Want to trade sisters?

    Mine is kind of dumb.

    I'm hungry as shit. I think to myself "I want to get Papa Murphies, but I don't feel like driving to the store to get it". I'm in quite the dilemma.

    I asked my younger sister to do it, and she abided. Problem is, she forgot the buy the breadsticks I asked for. Her rationale is that I didn't ask for them explicitly.

    You don't have to mention that you also want breadsticks; it's implicitly implied when you ask for pizza. One does not just have pizza without breadsticks.

    Night is ruined.

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    I've heard your story about your sister eating your ice cream sandwiches, so no. Plus I don't own a sister. I have a pretty effeminate brother though, deal?
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    You should beat her.

    She's just a woman after all, and she didn't serve you dutifully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Mine is kind of dumb.

    I'm hungry as shit. I think to myself "I want to get Papa Murphies, but I don't feel like driving to the store to get it". I'm in quite the dilemma.

    I asked my younger sister to do it, and she abided. Problem is, she forgot the buy the breadsticks I asked for. Her rationale is that I didn't ask for them explicitly.

    You don't have to mention that you also want breadsticks; it's implicitly implied when you ask for pizza. One does not just have pizza without breadsticks.

    Night is ruined.
    *agrees with her* One doesn't need those with pizza If you need something extra with pizza, then your pizza might need a look-over, it's not proper one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    I've heard your story about your sister eating your ice cream sandwiches, so no. Plus I don't own a sister. I have a pretty effeminate brother though, deal?
    Maybe she bought the breadsticks but eat them?

    And no, you can't have my sister. My sister is actually really responsible and nice and all that crap, im lucky to be her brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Mine is kind of dumb.

    I'm hungry as shit. I think to myself "I want to get Papa Murphies, but I don't feel like driving to the store to get it". I'm in quite the dilemma.

    I asked my younger sister to do it, and she abided. Problem is, she forgot the buy the breadsticks I asked for. Her rationale is that I didn't ask for them explicitly.

    You don't have to mention that you also want breadsticks; it's implicitly implied when you ask for pizza. One does not just have pizza without breadsticks.

    Night is ruined.
    Before I comment I know this is bait but....

    Your the one dumb not her. It is not implied you want breadsticks when asking for pizza because not everyone gets them. She isn't a mind reader and if you wanted ur order to be perfect you should have gotten off your lazy ass and got it urself.

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    She didn't bring you breadsticks. You should eat her instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jtbrig7390 View Post
    Before I comment I know this is bait but....

    Your the one dumb not her. It is not implied you want breadsticks when asking for pizza because not everyone gets them. She isn't a mind reader and if you wanted ur order to be perfect you should have gotten off your lazy ass and got it urself.
    But then he wouldn't get to bitch and treat the forum like his own personal blog.

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    Bigzo thread?

    Yep Bigzo thread <3

    And no thanks. My sister is just as scatter brained and really, you'd be distracted by the white booty

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    Yeah, mine is a general manager of several Popeye's Chicken restaurants, she'll bring food to you and bitch about her employees and customers all day. You can have her.
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