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    When your Exe tries to come back.

    Everyone ever experience this?

    Maybe you are already. In which case, I have the best vine for you.



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    My exes stays in the trash bin when I delete them
    If they are trying to come back, you might have a trojan or something

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    Sometimes it's just an orphaned registry entry.
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    I'm on friendly terms with my exes, but then again i am picky about who I date so I don't end up with ex-crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    My exes stays in the trash bin when I delete them
    If they are trying to come back, you might have a trojan or something
    Yeah, definitely infected with something there.

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    When my Exe tries to come back, i run task-manager, forcibly shut it down, and run a full anti-virus sweep of my network.

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    That video fails to show her follow up text, asking if she can come over and watch some Netflix and him supermanning it to his couch saying yeah, he wasn't doing anything tonight anyways.

    Maybe I'm wrong, but that is what 99% of the guys I know would do with the majority of their exs.
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    Thank you for mansplaining how opinions work.
    Also you're wrong, the people who agree with you are wrong, and you're probably ugly.
    Ever been so angry at everyone on the internet you tell a woman she is mansplaining?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theostrichsays View Post
    That video fails to show her follow up text, asking if she can come over and watch some Netflix and him supermanning it to his couch saying yeah, he wasn't doing anything tonight anyways.

    Maybe I'm wrong, but that is what 99% of the guys I know would do with the majority of their exs.
    Poor guys.

    Either it leads to a lay or a lay with unwanted pregnancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Poor guys.

    Either it leads to a lay or a lay with unwanted pregnancy.
    Well I think the real question Mr. Bigzoman is... if your last ex texted you some netflix and chill...? #whatWouldBigzomanDo?
    Quote Originally Posted by Axelhander View Post
    Thank you for mansplaining how opinions work.
    Also you're wrong, the people who agree with you are wrong, and you're probably ugly.
    Ever been so angry at everyone on the internet you tell a woman she is mansplaining?

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    If her comeback line is impressive enough, maybe.

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    Oh well, i too was fooled to think that it was malware related thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary
    Russians are a nation inhabiting territory of Russia an ex-USSR countries. Russians enjoy drinking vodka and listening to the bears playing button-accordions. Russians are open- and warm- hearted. They are ready to share their last prianik (russian sweet cookie) with guests, in case lasts encounter that somewhere. Though, it's almost unreal, 'cos russians usually hide their stuff well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theostrichsays View Post
    Well I think the real question Mr. Bigzoman is... if your last ex texted you some netflix and chill...? #whatWouldBigzomanDo?
    We probably wouldn't netflx.

    We'd laugh at tumblrinas all night.

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    Looking at the picture the woman reminds me of Shirley from whats happening. Or gary coleman with pink shirt on. Whatchu talkin bout willis.

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    I came here for computer jokes. Was not disappointed.

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    Allow me to explain why a divorce costs several thousands of dollars -- In my case it was worth every penny. My ex-wife tried coming back after she found out from a mutual friend how much money my new job paid -- I didn't have time to deal with that nonsense.
    “You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.”― Malcolm X

    I watch them fight and die in the name of freedom. They speak of liberty and justice, but for whom? -Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor Kenway)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Sometimes it's just an orphaned registry entry.
    When I compile the source code, my exes come back too.

    Challenge Mode : Play WoW like my disability has me play:
    You will need two people, Brian MUST use the mouse for movement/looking and John MUST use the keyboard for casting, attacking, healing etc.
    Briand and John share the same goal, same intentions - but they can't talk to each other, however they can react to each other's in game activities.
    Now see how far Brian and John get in WoW.


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    Yeah, just go away.
    if it doesn't work the first time, maybe the 2nd, it wont work, remember why you both broke and move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interception View Post
    Allow me to explain why a divorce costs several thousands of dollars -- In my case it was worth every penny. My ex-wife tried coming back after she found out from a mutual friend how much money my new job paid -- I didn't have time to deal with that nonsense.
    How did she try? I'm curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    How did she try? I'm curious.
    I haven't changed my phone number in years -- She sent me a text asking how I was, what I was up to, and if I wanted to take her out for ice cream. I'm not sure if the last part was meant to be humorous but at that point I just stopped responding.
    “You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.”― Malcolm X

    I watch them fight and die in the name of freedom. They speak of liberty and justice, but for whom? -Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor Kenway)

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    Format the harddrive.
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