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  1. 2015-11-17, 01:41 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    I'll take one for the team:

    I haven't seen that video in years. You are a true hero sir.
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  2. 2015-11-17, 01:44 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    Having Anonymous fuck with them is the closest they will come to 72 virgins.
    May just be the best post since the internet was invented.
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  3. 2015-11-17, 01:46 AM #23
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    Call em. Ask for Battletoads.
    -=From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind claimed your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you... But I am already saved..... For the machine is immortal=-
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  4. 2015-11-17, 01:58 AM #24
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    "excuse me but where could I find your leader? I'm totally not CIA or a drone with missiles"
    While you live, shine / Have no grief at all / Life exists only for a short while / And time demands its toll.
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  5. 2015-11-17, 03:14 AM #25
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    I want a clip of Achmed the Dead Terrorist calling in to complain about having a premature detonation
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    "We hope we were able to solve your issue, hope you have a wonderful rest day." *click*
    "This phone will now self-destruct."
    "ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA- *BOOM*"
    Last edited by Shortsy; 2015-11-17 at 03:32 AM.
    * do you want to have a bad time?
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  7. 2015-11-17, 03:57 AM #27
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    How is this thread became a family guy sketch?
    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary
    Russians are a nation inhabiting territory of Russia an ex-USSR countries. Russians enjoy drinking vodka and listening to the bears playing button-accordions. Russians are open- and warm- hearted. They are ready to share their last prianik (russian sweet cookie) with guests, in case lasts encounter that somewhere. Though, it's almost unreal, 'cos russians usually hide their stuff well.
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  8. 2015-11-17, 04:09 AM #28
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    They can confirm you never hear from happy customers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Foo Foo Cuddlypoops View Post
    If that doesn't work you have to take out the battery and wait 20 seconds.
    "What type of battery is it?"

    "There is only one God, right brother?"

    "Yes broth- wait no, that's not what it means."
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  9. 2015-11-17, 05:09 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    Having Anonymous fuck with them is the closest they will come to 72 virgins.
    You sir, just won.
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