Most vital life-advice you've ever received.

[Sylar Hao]

Never turn your back to those who give you a hand.

[Varteras]

Always pull out.

[Polar1]

"Watch both sides of the road before crossing."

[Nanaboostme]

Always pull out.

I think it's safe to say that solution doesn't always work

[Garkanh]

"it's easier to keep clean, than to clean up"

""good enough" doesn't apply to anything. You can allways do better"

"every second you spend looking back, is a second wasted of your future"

"people at the top only see shit. People at the buttom only see assholes."

"You aren't an individual. you're a part of a team. You might think your burden is too heavy, but if you quit, everyone ells will have to carry it for you"
(this doesn't apply to everything - but it's words to live by while working with other people. Remember that everyone ells have it just as hard as you. If you can't muster it, everyone ells will just have even more to do, so pull your pants up and stop cryin.)

Edit: also

I would probably switch the "fun zone" and "dating zone though. since i've found a few of them a bit too crazy to date.

[Deleted]

"Never trust a Nigger or a goatfucker."

[Linri]

don't be afraid to be yourself

don't take shit from anyone, cause if you do they will always walk all over you

getting older is mandatory, growing up is optional

[BuckSparkles]

Not advice I received, but one mindset I have.

While driving, assume everybody WILL hit you if given the chance. Knock on wood, but I have not gotten into a single accident, because I treat every other driver as an idiot and am cautious and always aware.

My father used to say "Every Woman is crazy, it's just a matter of to what degree." Also he would say "Never, EVER, let a woman tie you down." Sorry ladies, I love you, but you defy logic and confuse the hell out of me.

Also Work Smart, not Hard.

[Moralgy]

"Everyone is an asshole until proven otherwise."

Keeps me from caring about what random people say.

[Eldonia]

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

[Hraklea]

"A well-justified 'no' still is a 'no'."

[BloodyAngel12]

Don't be a fool, wrap up your tool.

[Granbo]

"You don't need a shower everyday. Just remember the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth."
-George Carlin

[dixincide]

"In the grand scheme of your life, this exact event doesn't mean too much."

Grandpa told me that when I was worried about an exam that I don't even remember currently. I ended up failing the course and had to retake it. I was devastated at the time but looking back now I barely remember it. He was right.

That phrase helps keep me calm whenever I'm in a stressful situation.

[Colmadero]

Also, when making a decision, ask yourself these 3 questions:

Should I?
Can I?
Do I want to?

Answer them HONESTLY. If you can't be honest with yourself then don't even bother.
If two of those are yes, then you should do it. If all three of them are yes then it's a no-brainer.

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"In the grand scheme of your life, this exact event doesn't mean too much."

Grandpa told me that when I was worried about an exam that I don't even remember currently. I ended up failing the course and had to retake it. I was devastated at the time but looking back now I barely remember it. He was right.

That phrase helps keep me calm whenever I'm in a stressful situation.

This also correlates to the saying: "This too shall pass"

[Deleted]

A quote in my Grandfathers Journal:

Have more than you show,
Speak less than you know,
Lend less than you owe.
Your house is who you are, your car is who you want to be.

[Repefe]

Ppl are not against you, they are for themselves.

Think about it, it explains a lot.

[Deleted]

Don't worry, be happy
Also ''Don't play League of Legends'' is pretty good advice.

[BuckSparkles]

Don't worry, be happy
Also ''Don't play League of Legends'' is pretty good advice.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.

Seriously, LoL = most toxic community.

[Deleted]

Everybody lies all the time. Don't you ever forget it.