[ADVICE] Do I buy her Plan B for this?

[Mormolyce]

seems like he's been going about this the wrong way all along.

So much for my cool sex hack.

[ThrowAway21]

That's got to require a lot of patience. Or a lot of girls I guess.

How about both?

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Ewww.... :/

That's what I thought.

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So much for my cool sex hack.

Unfortunate

[plantation]

What does she look like? Where the fuck are the pics?

[ThrowAway21]

What does she look like? Where the fuck are the pics?

Yo bro, no need. She was a 6/10 at best but still, that doesn't matter.

[Skayth]

Ewww.... :/

Hey, everyone else took it to a whole nother level... I stepped it down a notch...not much... but still... a little bit

[Megitsune]

If you did exactly what you said you did then she shouldn't get pregnant so buying her Plan B would be completely unnecessary.

[Nurvus]

Child support isn't that bad.

Except the amount of money from child support that actually goes to the child is often a small percentage.

OT:
If you wore a condom, it didn't break, and you came outside her - if you still got her pregnant, you should call your son Harry Houdini, even if it's a girl.

[ThrowAway21]

If you did exactly what you said you did then she shouldn't get pregnant so buying her Plan B would be completely unnecessary.

Thank you for a legitimate answer.

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Except when you pay child support you're often really just supporting the mom's way of living, not her child.

OT:
If you wore a condom, it didn't break, and you came outside her - if you get her pregnant, you should call your son Harry Houdini, even if it's a girl.

Thanks, the biggest thing I was worried about was the fact that I may have gotten some of it on my hands and 20 minutes later fingered her, but from what I'm reading and hearing, it's not plausible.

[lockedout]

Except the amount of money from child support that actually goes to the child is often a small percentage.

OT:
If you wore a condom, it didn't break, and you came outside her - if you still got her pregnant, you should call your son Harry Houdini, even if it's a girl.

Harriet for a girl.

[Puupi]

I hope I fingered the right place, It didn't smell THAT bad after. In all seriousness yes, I did finger the right place...

+1 for sniffing your finger.

Damn I miss being a teenager.

[sarahtasher]

C'mon guys, you are not disdainful and scornful for a likely fictionnal woman and one you certainly never met. You have not added that he was doing her a favor, him a true ''alpha'' deigning to have sex with a filtthy impure ugly inferior ''6/10'', that she is ''stoopid and should make mah sandmiches'', plus there is not even an allusion to cuckservatives and Anita Sarkeesian

Your friends at PUA sites will rank you a 0/10-weak, almost gays beta.

[prwraith]

Is 25 years worth not paying for children? Debatable but maybe so.

Well you could raise the child to an appreciable age and then claim the life insurance policy by offing them

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+1 for sniffing your finger.

Damn I miss being a teenager.

Admit it we all finger then sniff before going down there

[Gref]

Well you could raise the child to an appreciable age and then claim the life insurance policy by offing them

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Admit it we all finger then sniff before going down there

I don't? never even came to my mind

[Nyssae]

This is hilarious reminds me of being 14 again

Hahaha, I was literally just thinking that as I read the post..

[Mistame]

Life tip: If you need to ask random people on a forum about this, it's probably a good idea to just stop screwing for another 10 or so years.

[Deleted]

This is too sexually explicit for these forums, and not really appropriate here. You've had the answer anyway, so I'm just going to close this.