Yet another Timewalking loot post ( As directed by GM)
Opened timewalking Cache before hotfix
Additional Character Slots, Season of Discovery Hotfixes - April 23, 2024
Did Blizzard just hotfix an ilvl requirement onto Awakened LFR?
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http://viralcovert.com/jackpot-winne...ate-his-balls/
"Many people like to flash their cash in different ways – for instance, gold and diamond mouth grills. But to celebrate his recent jackpot win, Justin decided to take it to another level.
Justin Reiter from Alberta, Canada, died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate an astonishing $598,556 jackpot win.
According to friends, the 27-year-old was enamored with the 2002 movie comedy Goldmember—an Austin Powers parody of the Bond movie Goldfinger in which Powers is hunting a criminal mastermind who colors his victims’ man parts in gold.
Justin started by painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, but quickly decided that a simple coloring wasn’t enough: he needed to take it to the next level, he needed the real gold. To complete the makeshift operation, Reiter used a professional automotive gold plater that he borrowed from a garage. Unfortunately in the twelve hours following the procedure, Justing encountered a series of health issues that ultimately led to his death.
Autopsy reports shows that the actual cause of death was lead-based paint poisoning.
Dr Ian Joseffson of the Alberta Community Hospital warns of a growing trend of wannabie gangsters attempt the “deadly operation”.
Some experts believe the trend stems from the Mayas who painted their bodies with gold to empower themselves as offering the gods.
Others think it’s because, ultimately, these people are stupid."
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2015-11-27, 06:11 PM #1Deleted
Canadian Jackpot Winner Dies After Attempting To Gold Plate His Balls
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2015-11-27, 06:19 PM #2Legendary!
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I don't think this is real news, I couldn't find anything from an actual news source about it.
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2015-11-27, 06:20 PM #3The Unstoppable Force
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I don't understand how you can die to lead poisoning within 12 of some lead touching your balls.
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2015-11-27, 06:22 PM #4Deleted
This sounds fake.
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2015-11-27, 07:01 PM #5Herald of the Titans
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pretty sure that is Rob Gronkowskie from the patriots with some photoshops
It's been a while actually since I've received a message from scrapbot...need to drink more i guess.
Originally Posted by Butter Emails
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2015-11-27, 07:22 PM #6Titan
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Plating creates an electrical charge. Basically, if you were to chrome something made of steel, you have to submerge it in a vat that uses electricity to cause the chrome to stick. Doesn't matter what colour it is as well. Originally Posted by Puupi
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2015-11-27, 07:23 PM #7The Insane
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And the 2015 Darwin award goes to....
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2015-11-27, 07:24 PM #8Old God
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Gold?!
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2015-11-28, 12:57 AM #9Herald of the Titans
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we need Austin Powers immediately
Well then get your shit together.
Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together
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2015-11-28, 01:04 AM #10Scarab Lord
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I sense a Darwin award around the corner...
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2015-11-28, 01:06 AM #11The Undying
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Meh, he probably just drowned in his own vomit.
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2015-11-28, 01:06 AM #12Merely a Setback
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Yeah I'm calling fake on this.
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Words to live by. Originally Posted by Wells
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2015-11-28, 01:16 AM #13The Undying
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This is a version of a story from http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/l-a-...tals-to-death/, which is a spoof website.
It even uses the same doctor, though apparently he's moved from LA to Alberta.
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2015-11-28, 01:19 AM #14Merely a Setback
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All I can say is.. Good. Some might argue its not right to be glad someone died, if they have family or whatever, but someone this stupd should not be allowed to have huge amounts of money without common sense to back it.
Anyone this stupid you'd think would struggle to tie their shoes in the morning.
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2015-11-28, 01:21 AM #15Scarab Lord
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How much do you think those balls are now?
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2015-11-28, 01:22 AM #16Banned
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0)_(0.... this isnt flordia?
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2015-11-28, 01:23 AM #17Scarab Lord
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Maybe he will be buried in Florida Originally Posted by GennGreymane
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2015-11-28, 01:23 AM #18Data Monster
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We can close this then. Originally Posted by Kalis
