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    A Saudi Sheikh has died attempting to sexually abuse a donkey

    Source: http://beiruting.com/LeMag/A_Saudi_d..._a_donkey/3118



    A Saudi Sheikh has died attempting to sexually abuse a donkey.

    According to reports circulating on the net, Saudi police found the body of Sheikh abuser the day after the murder, and found that he received a severe kick in the face and three kicks in his chest when he tried to sodomize the animal. The man died of his injuries after long moments of suffering.
    Police who found the body also speculated that Sheikh had removed his pants and left them in his vehicle (4X4) before trying his misdeed.

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    Hell of a way to make an ass of yourself

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    Thats glorious lmfao.
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    long...moments of suffering? How long is that, exactly?

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    "day after the murder"

    But it isn't murder surely

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    That's hilarious, go donkey kill that rapist

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    "day after the murder"

    But it isn't murder surely
    I love when people say things like that about wild animals. "The tiger brutally murdered X person." No, the tiger did tiger stuff. In this case, donkeys kick things to defend themselves. So it really was a donkey doing donkey things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoying View Post
    I love when people say things like that about wild animals. "The tiger brutally murdered X person." No, the tiger did tiger stuff. In this case, donkeys kick things to defend themselves. So it really was a donkey doing donkey things.
    Besides isn't the definition of murder limited to human v human only.

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    Looks like he needed Assistance

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    This is how we should fight terrorists. Send over donkeys that have been trained to kill when sexually abused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    Besides isn't the definition of murder limited to human v human only.
    Murder requires premeditation, good luck to any prosecutor trying to pin that on a donkey.


    This story is over a year old.

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    Donkey punch first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Murder requires premeditation, good luck to any prosecutor trying to pin that on a donkey.


    This story is over a year old.
    The Donkey honey trapped him for insurance

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    I think the question at hand is: What was the donkey wearing?

    Also, I find this attempt of rape thread extremely triggering. I would appreciate a warning the next time.

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    Does anyone know if he lived in Florida for a time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkeon View Post
    I think the question at hand is: What was the donkey wearing?

    Also, I find this attempt of rape thread extremely triggering. I would appreciate a warning the next time.
    By definition the man did attempt raping a donkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    Besides isn't the definition of murder limited to human v human only.
    Even then I think we have a strong case for self defense here.

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    The donkey had it coming for him/her.

    His/her fault for having such a nice booty.

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    There really isn't any point to this.

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