Why is porn so bad?

[Deleted]

Seriously, that stuff is shit is terrible 99% of the time, geez does no one has any imagination?! There's also that little thing that makes it a total turn off, when it had the potential to be so good. I really lose hope in humanity every time I see porn.

Certain pornhub amateurs and a few sites with more "realistic" sex are all I view these days if I get the urge.... Thankfully thumbnails allow me to stay well clear of the cesspit that is porn standards these days >_>

[Poopymonster]

I don't know about you, but when I watch porn, I'm not looking for it's production value. I'm not even looking for a full length feature film. All I'm looking for is a good 5-10 minute clip of some nasty. Maybe two if it's necessary.

The best porn movies are the ones you never see the end credits of.

[RenegadeXan]

Lol i'm a guy, nice try though. And its true, most woman, even hotties have cellulite. When/if you ever get with an actual girl, you will understand

i dont need to sleep with a girl to see how much cellulite she carries, nice try bro.

[RobertoCarlos]

Part of porns "problem" filmwise is the lack of creativity.

In the 70s you had "Kitty's Slumber Party" or "The Man of All Seasons: The happy Giggolo" names like that. Porn was forbidden fruit, the names hid it
The 80s you got a bit more brazen, it was the era of creative parody. "Robofox" "Superwench", someone watched a real movie, tweaked the name, added sex. Those names weren't going to spurt themselves all over a pert boobed blondes face.
The 90s gave you the era of the amateur. Girls Gone Wild (Triple A league for tomorrow porn stars), lots of the 2000s breakout porn stars got their shit together in the mid/late 90s as interwebs gave you more porn, cheaper, faster, so you could get Dirty Debutantes 5 without leaving home.
Early 2000s was a pornocopia of carnal delights but became crude. Bid fond farewell to names like Edward Penishands, say Hello to "Help! There's a black man in my mom!" and who could forget "Anal fireball"
Mid-late 2000s shit started getting honest. "Backdoor Prison Dogpile volume 3" says what it is.
2010s, they stopped trying. for names. "X-men: the XXX parody" "That 70s show: the XXX parody" or "Saw: The XXX parody."

Lol'd at the names. "Backdoor prison dogpile volume 3" holy shit. You certainly know your porn though which is a bit creepy. But thanks for your honesty

[Deleted]

porn used to be much better in the 90s, before the industry shifted to low budget productions

[RenegadeXan]

Again with the twinkies?

What do you have against twinkies and why do you think they're the cause of everything that goes wrong with women?

twinkies or anything that can fit as terrible food which is like what most ppl eat because you know eating mc and cheese wont get your that good look for long.

[yetgdhfgh]

The best porn movies are the ones you never see the end credits of.

Thats a pity cause the poor fluffers dont end up getting the credit they are due LOL

[Deleted]

I guess you just don't have enough patience to look for a good one. When I ocasionaly watch I spend three of four times longer looking for a video than actually watching it.

[Vanyali]

twinkies or anything that can fit as terrible food which is like what most ppl eat because you know eating mc and cheese wont get your that good look for long.

o_O

this sentence is so convoluted i have no idea what you're trying to say other than maybe fast food is bad for you.

which everyone knows. it also isn't the sole cause of cellulite, birth defects, or genetic abnormalities.

[RenegadeXan]

In two posts, you have made it to full on drama queen. Can't find Amateur stuff, complaining about plot, and now, apparently overweight ones. Look, it's cool if you crave attention and just want something to bitch about... but for fucks sake, take it to reddit.

And so I at least appear to be on topic... 5 minutes of searching pornhub will give you all that you could ever want... even with all your complaints. You simply chose not to acknowledge it.

no, pornhub takes me like 10 pages, its so bad and even when i find something i feel its terrible most of the time or know you, acceptable. Stuff in the movies is always good though, i should have mention that point.

[RobertoCarlos]

twinkies or anything that can fit as terrible food which is like what most ppl eat because you know eating mc and cheese wont get your that good look for long.

hayden panettiere has cellulite like a walrus and holy shit would she still be a nut buster.

[Daedius]

1st world problems!

[Aeula]

I swear we had this thread last month....

[RobertoCarlos]

no, pornhub takes me like 10 pages, its so bad and even when i find something i feel its terrible most of the time or know you, acceptable. Stuff in the movies is always good though, i should have mention that point.

My advice would be try find an actual human. Porn will always let you down compared to the real thing.

[Poopymonster]

Thats a pity cause the poor fluffers dont end up getting the credit they are due LOL

In the real amateur stuff, sometimes the fluffers who you see slurping away in the background look better than the starlette.

[RenegadeXan]

o_O

this sentence is so convoluted i have no idea what you're trying to say other than maybe fast food is bad for you.

which everyone knows. it also isn't the sole cause of cellulite, birth defects, or genetic abnormalities.

lol not take responsibilities for ourselves eh? because you know, im sure most people with cellulite eat twinkies or fast food on a regular basis gene predisposition or not.

[Rixis]

I'm guilty of flicking through videos, deciding it's crap and finding another one. As above, spent more time looking than watching.

I also have a dislike for how the majority of videos are about the pleasure of the bloke. Half the video is her/them sucking his cock. Knob her in 3-4 different positions then spend another couple of minutes sucking his cock so he cums (this is a totally inappropriate thread).

I get more pleasure from the (often fake), pleasure of the woman(en). Lesbo porn ftw

[Cthulhu 2020]

o_O

this sentence is so convoluted i have no idea what you're trying to say other than maybe fast food is bad for you.

which everyone knows. it also isn't the sole cause of cellulite, birth defects, or genetic abnormalities.

I think he's trying to say that he wants to fit a twinkie into as many of his orifices as possible.

[Vanyali]

lol not take responsibilities for ourselves eh? because you know, im sure most people with cellulite eat twinkies or fast food on a regular basis gene predisposition or not.

...your responses are weird.

How you got "eat all the fast food! it's not your fault!" out of that is beyond me.

[RenegadeXan]

1st world problems!

im sure better porn could reduce sexual crimes!