Poll: How prone are you to get that random boner in public?

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  1. #61
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    Every time i sneez i start to get one, public or not which is really annoying

  2. #62
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    sexist thread. Why can't women get random boners? !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nymrohd View Post
    I think they do
    I'd be wary in that case

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nymrohd View Post
    I think they do
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  5. #65
    22, and I still get them constantly. Doesn't seem to have much to do with sexual activity or any specific situation. I literally got one while sorting laundry earlier today. Thankfully I work in an all-male unit in the Army, so public crotch adjustments are completely normal and acceptable.

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    I'd say it's extremely rare, got it under control when puberty was done

  7. #67
    Happens sometimes but not too often, usually happens if wearing something a bit more loose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i knew guys get morningword, i've had a horrible, horrible encounter with it.

    but i didn't know grown men get random boners. dicks sound like more trouble than they're worth.
    It's not super duper common, but I've gotten random ass boners while cooking unexciting meals like ramen, listening to death metal, or just spacing out in zen-land.

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    Very rarely. I've got pretty good control over my peep.

    On the rare occasion it does happen, a quick waistband tuck usually fixes the immediate problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i knew guys get morningword, i've had a horrible, horrible encounter with it.

    but i didn't know grown men get random boners. dicks sound like more trouble than they're worth.
    I don't know anyone who doesn't regularly, if not always, wake up with morning wood. I'd start worrying if your BF doesn't regularly have a random boner and/or morning wood.

  11. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    Yeah, when it gets that way I just say to myself "might as well"

    *fap* *fap* *fap*

    Then the next thing I know, police are here!

    Maybe I shouldn't do that in Walmart . . .
    At least crawl into a ventilation shaft - or have you just skilled gunner perks?

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  12. #72
    Quote Originally Posted by Ossandran View Post
    Didn't we all get hard for no apparent reason in highschool?

    Someone cite some science on this.
    Hormones all over the place. Same reason why teens have acne.

    I'm 21 and I haven't had any issue like that in a long, long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nymrohd View Post
    no.....it's my last girlfriend all over again!!!
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    I sometimes having morning wood but other than that it takes a little conscious effort for me to get a boner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrazyK923 View Post
    It was REALLY bad in my teens. But I'm about to be 27, and I don't get them as much anymore.

    I really need to be tangentially thinking about some kind of sexual situation that I'd get one.
    I'm 32. Still occasionally happens to me when I'm just bored and have my brain switched off. It's not necessarily sexual.
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    Used to happen all the time in college. It's better now but it's still annoying. 18-23.
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