The US Republicans and President Obama Are Out Of Control With a New Ban. Asinine!!!!

[Underverse]

Microbeads don't do shit, and they're terrible for the environment. People just like them because it makes it seem like you're cleaning yourself more effectively. Good move by the administration.

Also the OP is a germophobe who doesn't understand that he carries more microbial weight in his body than the weight of his own cells.

[gyrados]

for you op


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

[-aiko-]

Just switch to dead sea salt scrubs, you'll be fine.

[Slant]

I am apoplectic!! Today President Obama caved to the environmental nazis, and the republicans in congress allowed it when they sent him HR1321. Once again they they put another burdensome regulation on companies and make life more inconvenient for the citizens.

This bill bans the use of microbeads. Instead of outright banning them, they could have just said they couldnt make them out of plastic. I will NEVER be able to get myself clean again unless I want to shower using a steel wool sponge. Microbeads were the greatest revolution in hygiene products since bleach was invented. They just scrub you so good

http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/...crobead_p.html


How about just make municipal wastewater plants filter wastewater more effectively

Hyperbole much?

Microbeads do nothing for your cleanliness that a good bit of scrubbing wouldn't do. If you believe they magically make you cleaner than without them, you're just a victim of modern advertisement. That's the bit where they sell you shit you don't need.

The silly thing about microbeads is that they don't dissolve by themselves easily. Once they enter the water cycle, you'll find them in your food eventually. I really would appreciate not having to munch on tiny plastic balls in a couple of years.

[Belize]

Just switch to dead sea salt scrubs, you'll be fine.

Is it -dead sea- salt, or -dead- sea salt. Because I don't want my salt to be alive and kicking when I use it to scrub myself.

[Sky High]

but what kind of cereal? fruity pebbles? fruit loops? or just plain old crazy flakes?

fruit loops, but the really aweful off brand kind.

[Felya]

Bleach and lye. It's the only thing that truly cleans.
And fire. Sweet, cleansing fire.

Isn't that Chlorine gas? You trying to kill the Orlong?