View Poll Results: For $50.000 before taxes would you do an ad for herpes medication?

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    For $50,000 before taxes would you do an ad for herpes medication?

    For $50.000 before taxes would you do an ad for herpes medication?
    That's it cut and dry yes or no and why or why not?

    The question was going to be a ad for herpes or explosive diarrhea.
    Last edited by Doctor Amadeus; 2016-01-31 at 01:32 AM.
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    Sure. 90% of americans have herpes. Everyone who's had chicken pox in their lives has had a form of herpes.
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

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    ... So for 50 bucks? 50.000 = 50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Sure. 90% of americans have herpes. Everyone who's had chicken pox in their lives has had a form of herpes.
    So you'd be ok with being the face of herpes treatment.
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    in the great usa thats $50, so not worth my time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    So you'd be ok with being the face of herpes treatment.
    To pay off half of my student loans? Sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackishi View Post
    ... So for 50 bucks? 50.000 = 50.
    ................................................................................*sigh*

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    As I'm married and herpes free, I don't give a shit what others think of me.
    Hell yes I'd take the money. Would go a long way towards my daughters college
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    To pay off half of my student loans? Sure
    What about your social life people take one look at you and think they seen you somewhere or remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Yes. Do people actually think the actors on those commercials have herpes? They're advertising a product/medication, that's all.
    People ask actors who play doctors for medical advice sometimes. So maybe. Would it matter though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    What about your social life people take one look at you and think they seen you somewhere or remember.
    Chances are they have herpes so why would I care?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    What about your social life people take one look at you and think they seen you somewhere or remember.

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    Not trying to fuck my friends, so I don't give a shit what they would think about an STI
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Yes. Do people actually think the actors on those commercials have herpes? They're advertising a product/medication, that's all.
    Just about everyone has herpes, you probably have herpes, the actors likely have herpes.
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    Between all of these hypothetical "would you" threads as of late, I'd be yanking in like, close to 1.3 million dollars.


    Again, people need to make these remotely interesting ethical challenges.
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    For $50,000? Sure. It'll help towards my goal of becoming a wizard if everyone thinks I have herpes.

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    This reminds me of the episode of Friends when Joey is trying to hit on a girl in a train station, then she randomly just starts to say she has to go. When he turns around he notices the poster of himself advertising VD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Actually, I don't. I've been tested and I don't have any - not even the cold sore one. My husband has OCD about being infected, so he asked if I'd get tested for the cold sore one.
    have you had chicken pox?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    have you had chicken pox?
    Yes and you miss out on the perfect someone who's only flaw is ignorance about you maybe having herpes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackishi View Post
    ... So for 50 bucks? 50.000 = 50.
    maybe in your country...

    50,000
    50000
    50 000
    50.000

    means the same in different places of the world ... and yes.. 2 and 3 are actually a thing

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    The people in the herpes and hepatitis ads seem like they are having a lot of fun, so why not, hell I'll do a cross promo ad, that when my herpes act up I get explosive diarrhea, good thing company X makes these medications and I can get back to mountain climbing.

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    Yep, that'd pay off a chunk of my student loans, and I have thick skin and can laugh at myself.

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