Who is a nice, braindead top lane champion who isn't Garen? He really isn't cutting it anymore and honestly, I think it might be good to know two, MAYBE three champions to play at any given time. I was Shitter 4 last season, 6-1 placements, praying to any and all deities, gods and multi-dimensional beings that I somehow get into Shitter 5 so I never have to play ranked again. BUT...in case I get into Bowels, any recommendations on just the most unfair, skilless, click to win champion to carry my noob ass to silver....would be appreciated. I'm going to fail to attempt to cut my left hand off now.
OK i've calmed down lol. I just need to remember that it's a free children's video game.