Would you shoot a bald eagle for $1,000,000?

[Khadgar]

Someone offers you a briefcase full of unmarked 100's that amount to a mill to kill a bald eagle, would you accept?

The downside is you'd have to spend a full year in jail because its illegal

[RapBreon]

I gotta ask, why a Bald Eagle specifically?

[bmjclark]

Yes.

10char

[AeneasBK]

No .

$1m isn't enough.

[Wanhaparta]

I'd shoot one for free if i didn't get caught, just for the heck of it

especially if i could get it stuffed afterwards

also kind of a stupid thread

[Justin-Sane]

If by bald eagle you mean OP, then yes.

[lonely zergling]

YES, I hate EAGLES.

[Gorehowl]

1 year for 1 mil.


yes.

[Deleted]

Even if you take out the eagle part.. 1y in jail for a lousy 1 mil? Nope

[TrumpIsPresident]

No that's retarded.

[Kaleredar]

It's not illegal if you don't get caught.

First and foremost it's worth noting that Bald Eagles are no longer endangered.

Second, what if I kill the bald eagle in the wild and donate a small pittance of that one million to save two bald eagles?

[Bubblykiss]

Does a person have to make love to the bird's cold-dead carcass afterwards?

[yetgdhfgh]

For 1 million then no but for 10 million i would fuck the corpse if you asked me too for that kind of money

Its not the killing that i dont like its the prison time and a guy like me would get raped to fuck each night and that shit aint worth a million bucks to me

[Devilyaki]

Nope a year in prison for a mill is to little.

[TheDeeGee]

I love animals so, nope.

Id shoot the person who came up with this idea though.

[Deleted]

I don't have a sum of money that I would willingly discard a year of my life for. Were the penalty anything else, I perhaps would.

[Anonymous1038853]

Depends on the prison. I'd probably do a year in minimum security for a million dollars. Way better rate of pay than I'll ever see.

[phitness]

Just like with all these stupid "would you do (insert something that won't cause harm to you or others) for some ridiculous life changing amount of money" the answer is yes unless you are already wealthy or some retarded sense of morality.

[Xeion]

Living in Denmark I would have to say yes. 1 million for killing some bird, and then a vacation in jail for a year with 3 meals a day + tv and what not.. Sure!

[PACOX]

Nope, and they should charge you with treason.