Do you have people in your family who are literally pigs?

[DrMcNinja]

So last week I went to take care of my parents' home while they were on vacation. And it just baffles me how my sister (16) just takes everything for granted and does nothing to keep anything clean at home.

Every morning she transports all dirty dishes (usually about 3 plates, a few glasses and a whole lot of silverware), then proceeds to pull open every bottle of peanutbutter, nutella etc. and just leave it there and then makes a mess of the entire kitchen only for others to clean it up. She leaves her laundry everywhere, doesn't clean up after showing and when she dyes her hair she leaves her mess in the sink.

And for some reason my dad doesn't give a fuck and pampers her to the Xtreme.

Anyone else got horrible family members like this?

[Simulacrum]

No. There are no literal pigs in my family. Not in any family, I'd wager.

[the game]

People in my life are all human. No pigs

[Valstorm Warsong]

Yes, every pig in the world is my very very very distant cousin.

[the game]

Yes, every pig in the world is my very very very distant cousin.

Does people who eat bacon annoy you?

[Belize]

Uh, my great-uncle owned a farm that had literally pigs on it...

And literally horses!

[May90]

I think one of my grand-grandmas had a couple of pigs on her farm. She isn't around any more though, so, I guess, no.

[Valstorm Warsong]

Does people who eat bacon annoy you?

Not one bit, I love bacon. Why should I care about such distant relatives.

[Logwyn]

Simple fix. Start cleaning the bathroom. If her stuff is all out. Throw it in the trash. If she goes where's my stuff? You say I thought it was trash you just left it out all over the place. Don't wash the dishes. If she asks why are all the dishes dirty? You say guess you need to clean them.

I'm perplexed as to why they asked you to come over and clean the house.. A 16 year old could have perfectly done it. Then again she's the spoiled baby of the family.

Solution: Next time the parents go on vacation and ask will you come over and clean for us while we are away. Say no. If they ask why said what's wrong with my sisters legs and hands and arms she can't do it? Could be that she's not cleaning too as she was told you'd be doing it. Hurrah I have a servant she says.

[Mifuyne]

Do you know what Literally means?

[Independent voter]

Somehow we are connected, more like cousins really.

[Deleted]

Does people who eat bacon annoy you?

David Hame... Cameron* said he`d like to pay you all a visit.

[The Whimsical Dwarf]

Sounds like a typical teenager. Everytime she leaves something out, put it on her bed. Open peanut butter jar? On her bed. Dirty laundry? On her bed.

This is especially humiliating if shes expecting friends over.

[Jakisuaki]

I only came here to see people making fun of his use of the word "literally". I wasn't disappointed.

[Ghostpanther]

No, I am not related to pigs.

[Deleted]

No. There are no literal pigs in my family. Not in any family, I'd wager.

Well ... there are house-pigs. Or Pet-Pigs or whatever you want to call them.

[RampageBW1]

Do you know what Literally means?

Well, technically there's a definition of that word that is contrary to what the word usually means. But I dislike that definition, and would rather see that definition die in a holy bonfire if it means people start using the word correctly.

[Themius]

Well, technically there's a definition of that word that is contrary to what the word usually means. But I dislike that definition, and would rather see that definition die in a holy bonfire if it means people start using the word correctly.

Either all definitions are correct or none are.

[Deleted]

No pigs. My mum keeps chickens.

On a more serious note my brother is 18 and is exactly the same.

[Deleted]

Well, technically there's a definition

Which dictionary holds this definition? The Urban Dictionary?