Thread: Chess is racist

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    Chess is racist

    Because white starts first

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    Ojou-sama Medusa Cascade's Avatar
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    My chess set is glass, checkmate

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    *Yawn*Come back with something fresh.

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    Before this threads gets locked, I'd like to say I've actually seen people arguing this point seriously.

    Oh, the Internet.
    Nothing ever bothers Juular.

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    Last chess set I purchased was stained wood. Natural and Green were the colours.

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    The pieces are definitely separate but equal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gheld View Post
    Last chess set I purchased was stained wood. Natural and Green were the colours.
    Green isn't "natural"? Wow, what a shitlord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dextroden View Post
    *Yawn*Come back with something fresh.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109842/?ref_=nv_sr_5

    Michael (or Fresh as he's well known) is a 12-year-old drug pusher who lives in a crowded housing project with his cousins and aunt. His father has become a street bum, but still meets with Fresh on occasion to play chess. Fresh is rather quiet in a crazy world. Fresh's sister is a junkie who sleeps with the dealers who Fresh sells for. As the story progresses Fresh realizes that he doesn't want to sell drugs anymore, he wants out.
    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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    It's also sexist, since you only win for removing the King, not the queen.

    Damn you misogynists!

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    Locking this, since it's just bait.


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