Giving out business card for hook-ups/booty calls/relationships

[Revi]

I'm not talking just shower. How many straight dudebros pluck their eyebrows? Clip and file their fingernails? Cut, thin and style their hair monthly? Lotion? moisturizers? Lip balm? Nose hair trimming? Positive body image regardless of maintenance seems to be the manly man code of conduct wouldn't you say?

Anecdotal, but this^ is why most women I know think those kinds of gay guys are way too "pretty" to be sexually attractive.

[Al Gorefiend]

Anecdotal, but this^ is why most women I know think those kinds of gay guys are way too "pretty" to be sexually attractive.

Well some gals prefer the rugged look. Some gay men even prefer the rugged look.

[Yvaelle]

I'm not talking just shower. How many straight dudebros pluck their eyebrows? Clip and file their fingernails? Cut, thin and style their hair monthly? Lotion? moisturizers? Lip balm? Nose hair trimming? Positive body image regardless of maintenance seems to be the manly man code of conduct wouldn't you say?

I was going to make a remark about how I'm pansexual, but you'd sooner see me in drag than you'd see me that gussied up in my guy-form. But then I looked at your list a little harder and realized I do all those things...it's really not that hard.

Granted, I think the direction you're going with this is metrosexual (ugh, not a good term) - in which case see my above sassy remark

[Deleted]

I give mine out fairly freely, if ever I need to exchange details for whatever reason I just give them the card. It's never backfired on me before now, if I attract some crazy stalker one day I suspect her showing up at my workplace is the least of my worries.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

I seriously don't understand how women fall in love with gay dudes. That should be your #1 requirement, being into your genitalia.

By that logic, Straight dudes should be all like "Whatever, lesbians"...but pornhub's stats tell a different story.

[A dot Ham]

Are you questioning if making business cards for your booty call service is a good idea?

LoL. No just giving out my business card for a potential booty call in the future.

Whatever happened to, "hey here's my number, call me sometime"?

Like I said, sometimes you can't find paper and/or something to write with.

[Independent voter]

Women want a cowboy, they just don't know it yet. Well, their ovarys do, they just have to listen.

[A dot Ham]

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my business card
So call/text/fax/email me maybe?

That's my jam!

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Women want a cowboy, they just don't know it yet. Well, their ovarys do, they just have to listen.

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I clearly came to wrong place for social norms...

[Al Gorefiend]

I was going to make a remark about how I'm pansexual, but you'd sooner see me in drag than you'd see me that gussied up in my guy-form. But then I looked at your list a little harder and realized I do all those things...it's really not that hard.

Granted, I think the direction you're going with this is metrosexual (ugh, not a good term) - in which case see my above sassy remark

Anecdotal but sometimes I like to set my filter on Tinder and dating sites to "display men only" and just snicker at how basic hygiene and face maintenance seems to be an elusive beast on the dating scene.

[A dot Ham]

also you can put any business cards you receive into your rolodex. and we all know a well filled rolodex is a ticket to success.

You're hurtin my feels guys... I'm only 30 and I don't think I've ever kept a rolodex. All the business cards I receive go into a junk drawer which gets cleared out and thrown away several times a year.

[Revi]

If you want social norms, go outside. This is the internet, and we're anything but.

Damned lies, I've spoken to women today and they didn't call the authorities on me.

[Al Gorefiend]

LoL. No just giving out my business card for a potential booty call in the future.

Do you have the goods? If no, who's going to hold onto your card when their ovaries start to twitch? (th-that's how it works, right?)

If yes, what the heck man, why ya holdin out on us? You can be a bona-fide jigalow

[Scathbais]

I'm not talking just shower. How many straight dudebros pluck their eyebrows? Clip and file their fingernails? Cut, thin and style their hair monthly? Lotion? moisturizers? Lip balm? Nose hair trimming? Positive body image regardless of maintenance seems to be the manly man code of conduct wouldn't you say?

All of these should be immediate signs to a woman that said gentleman is NOT straight and thus not into bumping uglies.

[Danbala]

Apparently if done tactfully, [some] single girls like this. I myself am not a single girl, so I cannot report personally on these findings. However.. if you do give out your business card, prepare to be googled.

http://www.stuffsinglegirlslike.com/...ess-cards.html

[Kokolums]

The only rule in hooking up is to actually ask girls out. Then its just a matter of how long it takes before you ask someone out that likes you back.

[Fencers]

Not sure if it is weird exactly. Though I think the guy doing this will have to quite the charmer to pull it off without seeming smug &/or icky.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

That's my jam!

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I only send Dick Pics Via Fax.