I'd say the German Bundeswehr. A lot of the materiel is in shambles and outdated. Bases were closed in the aftermath of the suspension of conscription in 2011. It has been riddled by scandals and they are suffering from a lack of recruits (~9000 in 2015).
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Hungary used to have a bicycle battalion. Does that count?
We have 3 elite units in Denmark. One of them are completely crazy living in the east side of greenland(where noone else does because its so cold and barren). They literally just live in small huts for years eating stale food and walking the dogs(they are sweet though). They are tough guys. But they have no inclination of what war is.
That being said our other two units are very decent
Canada's army is three men and a dog. and a leaky sub ;-)
Not sure if Malta has an army, they have a Navy. Well, they have a boat.
However my nomination goes to Cyprus, because anybody that would have me in their military has to be shite.