Originally Posted by
Danner
My fellow countrymen.
It is with great humility that I step up as the presidential candidate for the Danner party this election. Vote for me, and I promise you that you can all feel safe again. Safe against the criminal menace that threatens our great forums. Safe against what seeks to tear us apart, turn neighbours against each other, seeking to turn our daily lives upside down in a panic-driven desperate struggle to stay alive against impossible odds. I am of course talking about the number one threat to our society - mafioso!
I stand here and say - ENOUGH! We shall not suffer another corrupt overtaking of our once great forums. It is time that the town - us, everbody - wins. And YOU can make that happen. The power is within every one of you to take a stand against the injustice that takes place every night. I ask you, my fellow countrymen - Vote Danner for presidency.
Danner - The townie that cares about you. (Unless you are Blood Fox)
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