Another mass shooting rampage

[Dystemper]

http://newsthump.com/2016/04/09/none...oting-rampage/

Reports are coming in of a mass shooting incident featuring an Imperial Stormtrooper in which nobody has been harmed.

Reports from a military base on Coruscant suggest the stormtrooper began his rampage by opening fire into the crowded commissary building, missing everyone, before moving on to firing wildly at a massed formation of troopers, once again causing no injuries.

Fellow troopers are understood to have returned fire on the shooter, with little effect.

Upon hearing the news, loved ones of fellow troopers rushed to the scene of the shooting as it was definitely the safest place to be.

The shooter, who has not yet been named, is understood to have fired hundreds of rounds into a busy public area, leaving bystanders unscathed.

The assailant was eventually brought down when law-enforcement officials tricked him into walking through a door and knocking himself out on the lintel.

The only casualty is said to be a man wearing a red shirt. Witnesses said he ‘never stood a chance’ despite being miles away and nothing to do with the incident.

[GennGreymane]

Well then.....

[Septik]

this is why you have no friends.

[unbound]

More amused by the meme going around about Star Wars and Star Trek:

A reshirt and a Stormtrooper get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot. The redshirt dies anyway.

[Gheld]

You do realize in the original star wars they deliberately allowed for the escape of the millennium falcon in order to track it back to the rebel base right?

So the whole meme that storm troopers have bad aim is just the result of not paying attention to the plot of the movie.

[Poopymonster]

*Raul Julia slow clap.gif*

[Deleted]

You do realize in the original star wars they deliberately allowed for the escape of the millennium falcon in order to track it back to the rebel base right?

So the whole meme that storm troopers have bad aim is just the result of not paying attention to the plot of the movie.

Funny how people miss such a huge part of the plot.

https://www.reddit.com/comments/gwti...stormtroopers/

[ParanoiD84]

Stormtrooper missing everything

[Tijuana]

http://newsthump.com/2016/04/09/none...oting-rampage/

Reports are coming in of a mass shooting incident featuring an Imperial Stormtrooper in which nobody has been harmed.

Reports from a military base on Coruscant suggest the stormtrooper began his rampage by opening fire into the crowded commissary building, missing everyone, before moving on to firing wildly at a massed formation of troopers, once again causing no injuries.

Fellow troopers are understood to have returned fire on the shooter, with little effect.

Upon hearing the news, loved ones of fellow troopers rushed to the scene of the shooting as it was definitely the safest place to be.

The shooter, who has not yet been named, is understood to have fired hundreds of rounds into a busy public area, leaving bystanders unscathed.

The assailant was eventually brought down when law-enforcement officials tricked him into walking through a door and knocking himself out on the lintel.

The only casualty is said to be a man wearing a red shirt. Witnesses said he ‘never stood a chance’ despite being miles away and nothing to do with the incident.

If only there had been a good guy with a Death Star, this could have been prevented.

[IIamaKing]

I got a laugh, thanks OP.

[Allybeboba]

Stormtrooper missing everything

They did not miss those poor Jawas. "Disgusting little creatures"

[satimy]

What was the race of the trooper, thats all we care about now

[Gib Lover]

You do realize in the original star wars they deliberately allowed for the escape of the millennium falcon in order to track it back to the rebel base right?

So the whole meme that storm troopers have bad aim is just the result of not paying attention to the plot of the movie.

Considering in the same movie they wiped out the Jawas with "shots too precise for sand people," yeah I don't get why people still think storm troopers are shitty.

[Poopymonster]

Considering in the same movie they wiped out the Jawas with "shots too precise for sand people," yeah I don't get why people still think storm troopers are shitty.

Strangely, you hear the bolded argument for 9/11 being an inside job.

[Gheld]

Strangely, you hear the bolded argument for 9/11 being an inside job.

Ohhh... that's horrible.

[Jester Joe]

I hate to be the unfun police right now, but this kind of thread isn't really suitable for General Off Topic, as it's just a joke, not an actual discussion.

Closing this.