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    First Pastafarian wedding takes place in New Zealand

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w...farian-wedding

    "The scene: a wedding on a pirate-style ship in New Zealand's Akaroa harbor.

    The rings: known here as rigatoni, and made of pasta.

    The happy couple: Pastafarians Toby Ricketts and Marianna Fenn, in full pirate regalia.

    The officiant: Karyn Martyn, New Zealand's first "ministeroni."

    The wedding feast: pasta. Only pasta. (OK, there was some cake, too.)

    Welcome to the first official wedding of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, according to The Associated Press. The group was inspired by a 2005 satirical letter calling for greater separation of church and state.



    Bride Marianna Fenn (left) and bridegroom Toby Ricketts hold rings made of pasta during their marriage ceremony Saturday on a boat in Akaroa harbor, New Zealand.
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    "When it came time for the kiss, the bride and groom slurped up either end of a noodle until their lips met," the AP reported.

    As for the vows? "The groom, Toby Ricketts, vowed to always add salt before boiling his pasta, while bride Marianna Fenn donned a colander on her head."

    During the service, Martyn, the ministeroni, explained some of the core beliefs of Pastafarians. "The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world. We know that," she said, according to the AP. "We weren't around then and we didn't see it, but no other religion was around to see it either, and our deity is as plausible as any other."

    Fenn, the bride, told the wire service: "I would never have agreed to a conventional marriage, but the idea of this was too good to pass up." We note that her last name was reported as Young, not Fenn, by one local publication that interviewed her.

    You might remember that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster started as a demonstration against teaching intelligent design in Kansas schools in 2005. Bobby Henderson wrote to the Kansas State Board of Education, saying that according to his religion, a "Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe" — and this alternate theory should be taught in schools, he adds:

    "It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don't."

    The letter quickly went viral, drawing supporters around the world who want to see greater separation between church and state. (As we reported, those include one Austrian who was eventually allowed to have his driver's license photo with a pasta strainer on his head.)

    The church's New Zealand branch says it is "formed by people tired of being disenfranchised for thinking rationally."

    Last December, New Zealand's Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was recognized by officials as "suitable to officiate weddings," and Martyn was the first celebrant to receive approval, The New Zealand Herald reported.
    The Pastafarian wedding party on a pirate-themed boat.



    "I've had people from Russia, from Germany, from Denmark, from all over contacting me and wanting me to marry them in the church because of our non-discriminatory philosophy," Martyn told the BBC. "We will marry any consenting legal adults who meet the legal requirement."

    Jeff Montgomery, New Zealand's registrar-general of births, deaths and marriages, explains why he gave the group approval.

    "While some claim this is a 'parody organisation', members have rebutted this on a number of occasions," he wrote, according to the Herald. "Most approved organisations are faith-based and cluster around well-known religious views, however, a number have what might be considered an 'alternative philosophy.' ""

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    I'm glad New Zealand is giving all imaginary friends equality.

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    Thats pretty neat I guess.

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    lol congratz to them, we have god and allah etc and the equally likely flying spaghetti monster.

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    I'll have you know I am a fundamentalist pastafarian, and I've never heard of this ridiculous notion of pirate outfits in our sacred rituals until today.
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    Having the authority to do a thing doesn't make it just, moral, or even correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    I'll have you know I am a fundamentalist pastafarian, and I've never heard of this ridiculous notion of pirate outfits in our sacred rituals until today.
    A religious schism already? Declare war and burn down their boat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyrt View Post
    I'm glad New Zealand is giving all imaginary friends equality.
    QFT. Going to be fun to see any of their replies.

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    I somehow feel some people may have gotten lost on the way to satire..

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    May the great noodle bind them together. Ramen.

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    May the Great Spaghetti Monster bless their carbohydrate-laden union, and may the Great Coleander In the Sky bless us with the answer to an age-old question: whole grain or whole wheat?

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    Meh, I like the Church of Kopimism and their weddings more.
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    Why the pirate stuff though?

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    Equal opportunity retardation.

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    Ramen.
    This made me chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhrizzle View Post
    Why the pirate stuff though?
    Pirates are a vital part of the Pastafarian faith. A worldwide decline of pirates contributing to global warming and other natural disasters.


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    That is pretty hilarious
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    Is it okay to have a pirate wedding without being a pastafarian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polyxo View Post
    Is it okay to have a pirate wedding without being a pastafarian?
    No, it's blasphemy! They'd boil you with spaghetti.

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