What's the weirdest thing someone has ever told you?

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Or the most uncomfortable.

'I remember well the night of your conception' - My dad

[Espe]

I could have a rare sickness that causes me to have a migraine every time there is an X wedding, and you still wouldn't accept that as valid reasoning of how X marriage would harm me.

Doesn't get much weirder than that.

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"I am Atheist" - fellow student.

[Espe]

'I remember well the night of your conception' - My dad

That's funny, I remember it too

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Weirdest or most uncomfortable?

Both

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[Exilian]

"I am Atheist" - fellow student.

And that is weird because...?

[GennGreymane]

That's funny, I remember it too

oooohhhh snap!

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"I am Atheist" - fellow student.

but do they vape?


My friend told me he thought he was having a wet dream one night, but woke up that morning to the dog licking him...... this was after a few beers.

[Graeham]

"You can't be discriminated against, you're White." - Deranged racist student

"Nobody is bisexual, they just lie to be unique." - Gender Fluid student

[Phookah]

I knew one of those painfully awkward people in high school, he hung around my other friend Derek all the time. He talked in an English accent (This is in BFE Michigan, and he isn't English AT ALL) and frequently would go on about how he was an agent of darkness, and that "he lived in the shadows".
He turned to me one time when we were all out walking around town and said "I'm actually a Dark Angel. I was born in the void."
Without a hint of sarcasm.
While looking me dead in the eye, with a creepy smile on his lips.
I stopped hanging around Joe after that.

[Bullettime]

My first job in high school as a McDonald's cashier. Morbidly obese middle aged manager told me and a coworker "you white boys here are so cute. Too bad you're not 18 and I don't do gangbangs."

[Khadgar]

I see dead people

[Aoyi]

"How long do you have to live?" - random asshole on elavator who saw me when I was still getting chemo treatments.

[Alvito]

Most uncomfortable recently. People thinking Trump is an honest and trustworthy person while not joking.

[Easo]

Well, there was a guy in college, who was 700 years old magus, so...

[Phookah]

Most uncomfortable recently. People thinking Trump is an honest and trustworthy person while not joking.

Could we leave the dumbass political shit out of this? Is it not enough to be in EVERY other thread?

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"How long do you have to live?" - random asshole on elavator who saw me when I was still getting chemo treatments.

Wow, some people have no class or tact. Christ, did you punch them?

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My first job in high school as a McDonald's cashier. Morbidly obese middle aged manager told me and a coworker "you white boys here are so cute. Too bad you're not 18 and I don't do gangbangs."

Did the look of abject horror on your face get you fired, or did you quit on your own? (lol)

[Shadochi]

"Nobody is bisexual, they just lie to be unique." - Gender Fluid student

Can confirm this isn't true.

For me it's probably my ex-crush telling my that in Japan guys cum over your bike to show you they like you(Shes an anime freak and all that stuff). Never bothered googling if its true.

[Torgent]

Or the most uncomfortable.

'I remember well the night of your conception' - My dad

Was this followed by "I regret it after seeing your online persona" ?

[Khaza-R]

I once was in line at the grocery store, when the elderly woman (60+y/o) in front of me was staring at a magazine that has Sex and the City on the cover. She then proceeded to tell me how she invited masturbating with a showerhead and the show stole it from her.

Suffice to say I was speechless and disgusted at the same time.

[Sci Fi Samurai]

A guy I knew shared with me that he has a female dragonkin's consciousness cohabiting with his own, and every day they talk, have conversations, and she gives him encouragement to help him get through life. I knew the guy was into furry stuff and was a little eccentric, but I didn't quite expect that.

Most uncomfortable recently. People thinking Trump is an honest and trustworthy person while not joking.

Tribal fantasy and cognitive dissonance goes both ways, mate. When you're an independent you get large doses of stereophonic madness every day, it's actually very pedestrian.

[Graeham]

Can confirm this isn't true.

Yeah. It's something I've been told now and then by people who just don't understand how the attraction to both genders works. I mean, sure, there are people out there who lie about it but it's certainly not applicable to everybody that is bisexual.